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Welcome probably best record that one second

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Okay, so we've got that on a loop put that on a loop

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Welcome to the stream

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Welcome to the stream

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Stream is not a dream because it's just a stream

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Welcome to the stream a brand new resident stream playing the Resident Evil dream

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Trying to make the cream

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Way we make the cream is if we keep doing the stream and once we complete the game

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They pay us in lots of cream

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The cream is pasteurized from a dairy blast your eyes

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Get down to the dairy tonight they will give you a quarter cream a quarter cream for a lovely dream

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Sell your dreams and buy some cream bring the cream to the back of the house

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Take the house sell the house to a mouse to a mouse

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You sold the house to a little mouse now you've nothing left

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You've nothing left

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How's the farm?

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What's the crack?

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What's the crack?

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What's the crack?

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Not coming back

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What's the crack?

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We're not coming back. What's the crack? We're not coming back. What do you mean?

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My back now aren't I?

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There you go. I've been learning a little bit of GarageBand there just to add a little bit of spice to the streams as well

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So hopefully we can integrate that into the scenario as and when we please and choose

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Hopefully you're getting on well everybody and ready for another foray into the fucking world of

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Hashimoto Kabadudu

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Who is the lead programmer and texture mapper and designer on Resident Evil Village

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Which is the eighth game in the canonical list of the series?

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How are you getting on there? David Mulligan. How are you getting on there? OSW Review HD. How are you getting on? Shea Lenehan

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Andrew Buckley

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And Garfacino

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Let's have a little look here now and play the game. I believe this game is riddled with bugs. I went having a look there last night after the stream and

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I wanted to have a look and then I found there was a lot of

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problems with the pc version of this game

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where uh it doesn't run

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as good as the versions that you get on console

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So I had to console myself with that news anyway

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Garfaccio. How are you all good mr. Higgins? That's great. I wish now that um

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You were all present today for the ceremonial mask burning in Ballandine, which I heavily advertised last night

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although nobody made any effort whatsoever to uh

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Shit

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To come and see there today now on now we have to quit the game and start the game again because I haven't

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booted up the uh the joypad

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bollocks

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So to uh celebrate that fact we'll put on another beat there and just see

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Thanks for the tip. Thanks very much for the tip there dum-dum the dodo. I hope you're getting on well. Let's just see if we can do something here while I'm uh

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That's what we want

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Okay, so then we've got that turn those uh metronomics off

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And uh while that's going I can actually commentate in in tandem with the unison with the beat

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Hopefully let's see how that goes

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Delete exit the game exit the game

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Feel the pain

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Exit the game and start up the program input mapper is the one that we want input mapper is the one that we want input mapper is the one that we want

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Input ma- it's not great is it?

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It's not great because I haven't got it on time. You see you need to be very good and

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And make sure you're hitting those beats on time. Look it's early days. Yes. We we should progress at pace

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Nonetheless throughout the course the the playthrough

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uh, I I've

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High hopes a lot of optimism here

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Lot of optimism and that noise signifies that the control piece that i'm using for this particular stream

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Is ready and ready to rock and it's ready to rock now not yesterday not tomorrow?

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Not the days afterwards, but I suppose it will be running the days afterwards because i'll be playing the game

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Through that I don't think i'm going to complete it tonight. We're going at a snail's pace at this resident

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Game at the moment sing the bandersnatch song again boom boom 43. I wish I could

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All I remember from friday night's playthrough of the getaway was that at one stage of the game

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I think I started singing the word bandersnatch to the theme tune of either the bill or eastenders most likely extenders because

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Was on a bit of an eastenders clip buzz there?

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Jacob reese mog mp

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How the hell are you? I hope you are getting on well and that you're taking this elbow and hand signifier

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As a sign that i'm happy not only for the fact that you've just thrown a nice piece of tippage

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But also for the fact that you're doing okay a long time friend and supporter of the stream

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Jacob reese mog mp and a variety of different names and pseudonyms and nom nom de plumes

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I seen jacob reese mog was having pints on a on a show called nigel farage has pints

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Which we might might be worth looking at for a laugh or two in the same chef a vein that we would

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Analyze those little bits and pieces all it is is gb news over in

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grand breton has a channel called gb news and

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Nigel farage is on it called and he does a section called talking pints where he sits wearing his tweed suit and he has a pint of bitter

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While he chats to someone and I saw he was talking to jeffrey boycott the other day the cricketer who was

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Convicted in france of battery and then it didn't take long before he got on to the facts that the french justice system

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Stinks according to uh himself there and then farage was just sipping bitter going there's there's no justice there's no justice there no no no no

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They don't have the same justice there it was kind of a strange

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strangely trying to exonerate the the situation

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I just wouldn't have had him on you know it's just bad pr but then boycott was lamenting the the the days gone of

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Having people who know what they talk about on doing commentary on sports

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Which is a kind of a weird one as well because like I don't know like

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I don't know yeah, they're opening it all up like you know they're making it all of

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Forget it. I'm not gonna go down that one. Thanks for that tip handsome has nits. Thanks very much for that bandersnatch your wife

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Thank you very much kieran crossing and captain sack. Thank you very much for that as well

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Let's get into this it's a most recent save

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And I just tested it out there before I came on and it works like you and you get down to the the pallets that you have to rip off

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It wasn't given us the uh

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The option to rip off the pieces of wood on the fucking thing yesterday. Sorry about the swears again

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Starting early with the swear and it's not great is it?

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Try to curb down on that kind of stuff

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Spiky roof job yeah

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And I wasn't really going for much there with the farage impression it wasn't a great impression at all that wasn't a great impression

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But thanks very much nathan for saying that

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A bit loud there i'll turn that down again. I wonder if there's a a bit of gain that needs to be employed here in this situation

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Game capture and filters on that and then okay with the gain turned up anyways or the gamma sorry have the gamma turned up

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Turn it up another crank or a notch now

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three quarters

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Hopefully that works for you lads

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I was laughing thinking about the thing from last night as well the uh

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The punch the slap from bob dylan that was funny wasn't it

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If you've seen it but i i thought it was hilarious

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Thanks for the tip uh

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Let me have a look here now just turn this fucking volume down sorry about that now

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How do i get that

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The volume in my earpiece is too loud now how would you turn that down thanks for the tip you're doing good you're doing good boss

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You did good boss he doesn't say it in a kind of dylan-esque way either

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Thank you very much nigel farage shouts at cats and

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Robbie thank you very much nigel farage shouts at cats says you've got some green on your shoulder

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I don't these are it's white on the super dry shirt that i got in the market

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That'd be a good one

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Maybe we could do something there

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Maybe it's the gain needs to be turned down on my color correction or something

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I think that's a good one. I think that was in tandem in unison

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Thanks for the tip thank you very much for the tip there uh ian bailey i b

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oh yeah who says another man who was wronged by the apparently by the french justice system so i was thinking that when i saw the boycott on talking pints with farage that

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yeah it's not the first time we've heard someone giving out about the french justice system uh who

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incriminating them for schlaps or worse uh let's have a look here now

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god oh yeah thanks for the

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but that brooklyn lukey thanks to brooklyn lukey feeling very dukey tonight tonight what you saying thanks to brooklyn lukey feeling very fluky tonight tonight what you saying and then maybe i mean the original one here was just sing about the fucking i haven't got green on my shoulder

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that's a bit too much it's a bit too much

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don't like that fuck it oh yeah

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bit of no doubt there it's it's sorry it's i just keep it with the drums there thanks for the tip

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anaconda jeezy with the fur tweezy

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what you saying

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Don't have a bit of green on my shoulder.

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It is effing white.

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Super dry, I told you.

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Super dry shirt that I got down the market for 15 quid.

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You better like it.

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15 quid super dry shirt down the market.

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15 quid I got off a block down the market.

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15 quid shirt super dry down the market.

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It's not a real one.

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I got it in the market.

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I know another fella who didn't buy it on the market.

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He bought it in the store for 60 quid more than its price that he would have got it nice down the market.

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He's got a big car as well.

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He couldn't fucking park it.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Anaconda G.

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Thanking for the 420.

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Tip of the back of my sack.

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Thanking you for the 3.

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Tobes is in the house.

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Tiping like a mouse.

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Thank you very much.

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And Brooklyn, Lukey, thank you too.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Thank you.

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Jordan, thanking you.

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And Paul Meschel.

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How do you do?

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Enough of that now anyways.

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And we'll carry on with this absolute cowpat of a game.

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Which froze up on me there yesterday evening as I was in the middle of a bloody stream.

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And I'll tell you something now.

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I can't turn down the volume on my fucking windows.

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On the fucking...

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On the fucking...

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Oh, God.

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Can I minimize that?

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Close window.

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No.

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Don't tell me I'm going to have to exit out the game.

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Kelly Mangan.

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Thank you very much for that tip there.

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Kelly Mangan.

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I'm going to quit the game.

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Exit out.

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Turn down the volume.

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Because I can't fucking get around to turning it down.

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Unless this controls the volume.

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But I don't want to do that in case...

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Thanks for the tip.

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In case it all goes tits up.

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Need to get back to clear scenario burn.

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Yeah, we will do that.

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Not today though.

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40 should do it there.

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Let me just see here now if this works.

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If I fucking go up and down.

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These new headphones, you know.

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I need to get used to them.

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Up and down there.

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There's an up and a down button either side at the end of that fucking yoke.

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Oh, it does.

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It does work.

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So, back.

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Back is up.

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And inwards is down.

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Back is up.

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Back up.

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Back up.

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Because it's down.

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You and me, son.

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Are going up the town.

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I don't know.

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Fuck.

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Maybe that'll work.

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It'll have to.

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It'll have to.

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It'll have to.

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It'll have to.

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Ivan.

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Ivan.

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Thank you very much there.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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And Kelly Mangan.

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See if we can get something there for these guys.

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Kelly and Ivan.

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That have so kindly chipped in there.

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Chicago Chords.

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Kelly Mangan.

252
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I've announced it hanging.

253
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I've announced it hanging.

254
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I've announced it hanging.

255
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We might go back to that one in a bit.

256
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We've had enough of those tunes for the time being.

257
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The thing is, I'll piss about on it all day long.

258
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I wouldn't get anywhere on it.

259
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So, continue.

260
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The software is the GarageBand application that comes with the computer.

261
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Kaiser Salci.

262
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Beats.

263
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Beats by Deirdre.

264
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Beats by Deirdre.

265
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In fact, I'm going to...

266
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I'm not going to be touching that now for a while.

267
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Because it's...

268
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It's distracting me from the main frame here.

269
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Which is to get this game played at a frightening and alarming pace.

270
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Look at these guys.

271
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That's right.

272
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Run for your life.

273
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Run for your life.

274
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Where is that coming from?

275
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Is there a sound system built into the caves?

276
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Have they...

277
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Elaborately gone around the caves...

278
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...and placed a series of...

279
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Bluetooth links.

280
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Where is that...

281
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Where is it coming from?

282
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And who's this guy here?

283
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Robbie Coltrane's brother.

284
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Bander Snatch Coltrane.

285
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The third.

286
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Now we...

287
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Okay, here we go.

288
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How are you getting on there?

289
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Zurich is sound.

290
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Thank you very much.

291
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Zurich is steam.

292
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You're still alive?

293
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In person.

294
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A Victorian earpiece.

295
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Says world.

296
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He's there.

297
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Oh, sorry.

298
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Antonio Acrola.

299
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I thought you...

300
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I was looking at myself on the screen there.

301
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A bit of my hair looked like an earpiece.

302
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I thought that was a...

303
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Comment on the buttons around the hair there.

304
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Sometimes it's hard with the chat as well.

305
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They say I've gone over this a million times.

306
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But...

307
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I'm only getting snatches...

308
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Of...

309
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Conversations.

310
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Little bits.

311
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Of pieces here and there.

312
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And then I put two and two together.

313
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And I end up...

314
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In every five.

315
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Or six.

316
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Or seven.

317
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Or eight.

318
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Or nine.

319
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Oh.

320
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You didn't think I'd let you get away.

321
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How'd you...

322
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Say an A.

323
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To break.

324
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So now it's time...

325
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For the beautiful...

326
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Blood-soaked...

327
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Grand finale.

328
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Oh, God.

329
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Maybe that'll open the handcuffs there if I do that.

330
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I think I'd like to bring down to ground beef.

331
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That's okay.

332
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Ground beef he's in.

333
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Your donations will smother you.

334
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Wait.

335
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Do those freaks have rows?

336
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Thank you very much for the tip there.

337
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Shout out to Bristol.

338
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The Bristol Art Collective.

339
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Banksy.

340
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Fucking.

341
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Sneaker pimps.

342
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Fucking.

343
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Portis Head.

344
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Fucking.

345
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Massive Attack.

346
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All those boys.

347
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I wonder if you run into this at pace.

348
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Does it hurt?

349
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It doesn't.

350
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And in other games.

351
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Lesser games.

352
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Say Sonic the Hedgehog for the Master System even.

353
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If you ran into a spike you'd die.

354
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So it's funny isn't it?

355
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:03,260
How they haven't kept up that mechanic in a game as complex.

356
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As this.

357
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Nevertheless.

358
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We won't write it off just yet.

359
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And God knows I've written it off time and time again since I started playing it.

360
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,780
There'll be no writing off.

361
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,680
No writing off here today lads.

362
00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:23,480
You want to go into the internet tonight and play Resident Evil you can.

363
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,680
Thank you very much Goggy P.

364
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:33,440
You're right in saying the first Resident Evil game was the best.

365
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,480
Plus Gran Turismo will go crack too.

366
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,780
Might be worth maybe revisiting these old games.

367
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,580
As I was doing there with Claire.

368
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Claire Byrne scenario.

369
00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:49,800
Or maybe trying to download the.

370
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,160
Much vaunted.

371
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:52,160
Much vaunted.

372
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And anticipated.

373
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And heralded.

374
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Claire Byrne mod.

375
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For Resident Evil 2.

376
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Where you get to play as Claire Byrne.

377
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:04,480
And.

378
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:12,260
I was trying to think of another RT news presenter that would be Leon.

379
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Leon Kennedy.

380
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But there isn't.

381
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I suppose there could be a Kennedy there.

382
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I'm trying to think.

383
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Maybe a Joe Duffy mod.

384
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For Leon.

385
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Brian Dabson.

386
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I'm trying to think of a guy.

387
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388
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389
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390
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391
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392
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393
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394
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395
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396
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397
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398
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399
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400
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401
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402
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403
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404
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405
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406
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407
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408
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409
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410
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411
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412
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413
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414
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415
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416
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417
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418
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419
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420
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421
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422
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423
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424
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425
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426
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427
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428
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429
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430
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431
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432
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433
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434
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435
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436
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437
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438
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439
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440
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441
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442
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443
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444
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445
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446
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447
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448
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449
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450
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451
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452
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453
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454
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455
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456
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457
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458
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I'm trying to think of a guy.

459
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,560
I'm trying to think of a guy.

460
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,560
Supergrass.

461
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,560
I should coco.

462
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560
And.

463
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,560
What was the other album called?

464
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,560
Which had that moving track on it.

465
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,560
Or was it In It For The Money?

466
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,560
Was that an album?

467
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,560
Was it?

468
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,560
A true blue gameboy was DD.

469
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,560
DD Diamond.

470
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:58,560
Could you remind Rutherford that Gorge is after him?

471
00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,560
Says Gaz.

472
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,560
I don't know what that means.

473
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,560
But hopefully he knows.

474
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:05,560
So now we've come to the crux of the scenario.

475
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560
And the shenanigans.

476
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,560
And this is a part of the game called.

477
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,560
I'm stuck and I don't know what to do.

478
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,560
As I recall when I pulled this lever the last time.

479
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,560
I didn't feel too clever after it.

480
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,560
Because a Bukkeen came over.

481
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,560
With a massive clockwork hammer.

482
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:26,560
Pat Cox MEP here.

483
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,560
Thank you very much.

484
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,560
Pat Cox MEP here.

485
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,560
Pat Cox MEP here.

486
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,560
Pat Cox MEP here.

487
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,560
Pat Cox MEP here.

488
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,560
It's been a while.

489
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,560
Oh hello Pat Cox.

490
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,560
Good evening gay.

491
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,560
Oh hello, Peckox.

492
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,400
Good evening gay

493
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:53,340
Dose of laryngitis Titus Titus Titus. Look at this here Titus Bramble

494
00:24:55,580 --> 00:25:01,120
Bramble still chicken scarecrow part two

495
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:08,960
They went full crow here man and ended up putting real humans on as scarecrows almost

496
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,780
Jesusistic

497
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,940
Almost messiahistic

498
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:18,940
Christianic in its formation and execution

499
00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:42,300
Night is drawing in again. I'm now another sumptuous cutscene from the annals of time

500
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:50,480
I'm waiting for you winter. Look at this. Oh brilliant and this photo mode allows us it doesn't allow us to zoom in unfortunately

501
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,800
But we've got a man who is like a giant baby

502
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,460
He's a very is like the butter bean of

503
00:25:58,340 --> 00:26:02,740
The Resident Evil world. Thank you very much there Rupee and Spud girl and

504
00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:14,040
None other than arse biscuits. Thank you very much there arse biscuits. I wonder if I need to just mess with the the chromatics here

505
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:23,000
See I I do get lost in the game and then I forget this it's been pointed out that the shirt has green on it the super dry shirt

506
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,760
That'll do maybe that'll do

507
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:39,040
Right where we yeah look at this guy can you zoom in does anyone know if you can zoom in I don't think you can

508
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,820
Viper in the world of the cruciform Bramble

509
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:53,220
Viper in the world of the cruciform Bramble Danny DeVito

510
00:26:54,380 --> 00:27:04,560
Titus Bramble my body after three lockdowns says Tobes your man looks like he's been in three lockdowns and

511
00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:08,900
F in unit says DK

512
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,800
Your man's an effing unit

513
00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:16,620
Check the area of view says oh sw

514
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:22,380
Area of view what's that where do I do? How do I do? How do I do?

515
00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:26,680
Do do do do do do do do do?

516
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:34,680
Game logo top left you can put the logo in in the center look wow this is rubbish

517
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:47,640
They've given you all the options but not the one I want I want to zoom in and laugh not at font not at the font but at the face of your man

518
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:55,860
It looks like he's been eating all the Christmas ham he lives inside a box just outside of the castle

519
00:27:55,860 --> 00:28:03,620
I want to give in schlaps but he might give me some hassle if I had a blowtorch and a rake of fucking guns

520
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:07,620
I'd shoot him out that box and then I'd run run run

521
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:30,620
We'll just play that will play this anyway because we can't zoom in he's a windows kind of guy

522
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,380
photo mode skip

523
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,480
How do you know my name?

524
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,680
Anyone who is anyone has heard of the likes of you?

525
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,540
Hero searching for his daughter

526
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:52,340
Though I must say that castle arouses suspicion ha ha yeah, and so do you

527
00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:59,360
Merchant you look more like a bumble blur chint

528
00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:11,540
Forgive my manners call me the Duke now to business weapons ammunition healing salves anything you desire I can provide

529
00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:18,160
Provide you with a headbutt in a minute you can't oh this is the merchant is this ah no?

530
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,800
What good is a man who lives in a box?

531
00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:30,700
Outside a castle like you need to you need to have a mobile merchant who can make his way around this guy doesn't even wear shoes or socks in the height of

532
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:39,660
Winter it seems I don't think he's gonna last ten minutes, but he's enough he's carrying enough weight to probably keep a bit of heat going

533
00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:52,320
I'll give a little look here that box has stuff in it anyway shall I choose something for now here's something I haven't seen before

534
00:29:55,100 --> 00:30:00,540
Supplies right just anybody there who's watching what's the best?

535
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,080
Thing so far when you're this far into the game. What's what's just the best thing to do?

536
00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:13,240
Because I don't want to waste my time any longer I want to get into the action and let the game

537
00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:16,500
Real real along you know we're on rails

538
00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:19,340
Keep what you have says Barry Burton

539
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,280
Going upgrades

540
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:31,060
Always upgrade guns always upgrade guns I'm just gonna take that information without even

541
00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:42,860
bothering to check it and we'll upgrade pistol or shotty we've got 1250 li lei whatever that means

542
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:55,760
I can't I don't even have enough money to do any of this unfortunately you don't seem to have the

543
00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:03,720
funds for that all right so I can sell what can I sell them then I've procured some new items for you mr.

544
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:14,600
winters good day then what well then feel free to peruse I've procured some new items for you mr.

545
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:25,440
winters how do we sell him stuff securing goods is more important than anything anything

546
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:40,860
my friend oh this is this is everything that I have is this all right so I sell him this is it worth

547
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:51,000
selling him any of this stuff though right button treasure are right okay other recovery I have

548
00:31:51,000 --> 00:32:01,200
nothing else other than bullets I don't really have anything worth selling them so we'll move on I'm

549
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:11,340
skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications and we'll do them for a small fee what's that

550
00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:19,140
is that a modification is it for the fucking weapon I have no parts

551
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:35,460
powerful hang on she was anti bioweapon technology left by Albert Wesker

552
00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:45,600
so do I have two guns no is that a modification are you buying just something an old friend of mine used

553
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:57,540
to say please come again rubbish man he lacks the charisma and the the panache of what are you buying

554
00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:12,060
we'll go back to that fucking when we've got a few more items that we've stole from inside the stupid house

555
00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:28,680
inside the mansion we found nothing so far it's a waste of time three girls three ladies holding flowers

556
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:33,780
eloquently dressed a book on the table

557
00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:43,380
january 5th red redneck delivery of one male three females

558
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:56,680
january 28th mother miranda you hammered your mother you hammered your mother jet february 1st the duke business discussions

559
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,880
discussions. You are a liar.

560
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:00,980
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

561
00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:10,880
And that was

562
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,460
the tune dedicated to the

563
00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:14,420
examination manual on the table

564
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,180
inside the Manchester United

565
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:18,440
Mansion that you get inside after

566
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,600
you've met that eejit in a box

567
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,300
outside. And now we've got

568
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,320
another landmine or some gunpowder

569
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,520
or something. Let's crack open this case.

570
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,520
Pick that up.

571
00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:38,980
Thanks for the tip.

572
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,300
How are you getting on there? G to the D

573
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,300
to the B.

574
00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:46,600
John Don Bon.

575
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,560
I hope you're getting on Bon Don

576
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,040
Jovi.

577
00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:52,620
Could I get a big shout out to my man

578
00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:54,460
Jack Steens on his birthday?

579
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,040
27 years young.

580
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,940
And we'll be watching the stream now.

581
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,980
If you could get Stuart Shafee to give a shout out to

582
00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:02,500
that would be great.

583
00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:04,160
All the best Francis. Congrats.

584
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,920
Thank you very much there for the tip.

585
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,720
And a big shout out to Jackie Steens

586
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,920
who's doing the God's Honest

587
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:10,980
there watching the stream

588
00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:14,040
on the birthday, the 27th

589
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,200
birthday of his life.

590
00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,300
And an anniversary

591
00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:19,960
which marks the 27th

592
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,500
year since

593
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:25,980
He was brought into the world known as Earthworld.

594
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:31,640
Parents were going to initially name Jack Staines Earthworld Jim,

595
00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:34,620
but they decided against that when a cartoon,

596
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,800
which had massive popularity at the time,

597
00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:39,840
known as Earthworm Jim, was doing the rounds.

598
00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:44,740
So he was renamed Jack Staines by deed poll

599
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:50,480
because, unfortunately, he had already been given the name Earthenware Vaz.

600
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,940
It was Jack.

601
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,000
It was a crazy, crazy time to be alive.

602
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:02,120
And the best thing was he never actually got to go to school

603
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,660
with the name Earthenware Pot Jim

604
00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:09,540
because his name had been changed to Jack Staines days after his birth

605
00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:14,500
and no doubt he would have suffered at the merciless hands of many bullies

606
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:18,380
who would have seized upon the likeness of his name being that

607
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:25,600
of Earthenware Pot James to that of Earthworm Jim.

608
00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:28,120
And I want to tell you something, Jack Staines,

609
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,680
otherwise known as Earthware James.

610
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,260
You're a good guy.

611
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,660
27, great time.

612
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:35,680
Great life.

613
00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:36,340
Great time.

614
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,820
And don't become part of the 27 Club.

615
00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:41,520
That's the only thing you need to worry about.

616
00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:46,340
And other than that, welcome to the galaxy, James.

617
00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:50,160
Jack, sorry.

618
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,020
Jack Staines.

619
00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:52,980
Does sound like James, though, doesn't it?

620
00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:57,000
I can just hear a scream in the background there.

621
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:06,340
It was a blood-curdling scream of either a lady or a boy.

622
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,520
We don't know.

623
00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:17,980
We found another sensual statue in the lobby or the whatever you want to call this here.

624
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,360
Yet another lobby.

625
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:23,460
I thought we were in the lobby when we came into the fucking place, but it isn't that way.

626
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:29,760
Pictures again of the proprietors of the house.

627
00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:35,920
Zul Lennox III and his brother, Champagne Rhubarb.

628
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:42,820
Over here, another statuesque figure of a Greek kind of Philosophesian.

629
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,240
Touting books and scrolls.

630
00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:48,320
Going round in fucking rags.

631
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:53,240
They had a lot of sense, didn't they, in the ancient Greek world?

632
00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:57,520
But they didn't have enough sense to make better clothes than that.

633
00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:02,720
And I know you're probably saying, sure, they didn't need, they were the best for the,

634
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:04,560
they did the job for the time they were in.

635
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:05,560
But did they, though?

636
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,340
I mean, look at that.

637
00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:13,400
Your feet would be torn by the rocks and stones because they hadn't even invented tarmacadam.

638
00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:17,580
The roads and pavements, pavements hadn't even been invented.

639
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:21,480
So you'd be walking around in clodhoppers like that.

640
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:23,500
Not even any sheath on the foot.

641
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,640
Getting torn to bits.

642
00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:31,160
And, uh, can you get a herb here?

643
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,520
You can't even pick up a herb.

644
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,240
So far, not impressed with this mansion.

645
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,200
Let's have a look in the side hatch here.

646
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:46,380
And we have a model, toy model of the castle, which we can examine.

647
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:49,660
And there's nothing to really, we can't use that here.

648
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,060
We need to use something here.

649
00:38:57,060 --> 00:38:58,260
Let's see if we get there.

650
00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:03,120
What's this now?

651
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:03,360
Look.

652
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,620
Another waste.

653
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:06,620
Waste of time.

654
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:07,780
Another wasted trip.

655
00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:10,760
It was a save room.

656
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,440
Gonna whip out the pist.

657
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,880
Just in case we get a bit of gristle to the mill.

658
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,500
And it's locked.

659
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:19,520
And it's locked.

660
00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:34,080
The BER rating on this house is scandalous.

661
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:35,560
Says Doug Reed.

662
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,380
I didn't check it out, but it might be listed on Daft.

663
00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:42,220
So you'd want to be daft to fucking venture into this place.

664
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:46,100
Without having your fucking ducks lined up and your eggs in order.

665
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:49,100
Because you will get absolutely hammered.

666
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,900
And now we have another bush here.

667
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,160
Alfred the sixth.

668
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,680
Just want to show you how much respect I have for Alfred the sixth.

669
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,120
Not much at all, guys.

670
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,180
Thanks for the tip.

671
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,180
Carson, thanking you very much there.

672
00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:17,200
Carson for the tip.

673
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:18,640
Carsonogenic.

674
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,580
I hope you're getting on well.

675
00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:25,280
Carson, if you want to have a cool name or nickname, you could just use Carson.

676
00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:27,580
And then call yourself Carsonogenic.

677
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:28,860
Online.

678
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:31,240
You know, like people who have, like, mad names online.

679
00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:32,300
Three daughters.

680
00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:34,620
Bella, Cassandra, and Daniela.

681
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,660
Now, remember that.

682
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:43,160
That's going to come in handy or in use for later on when we have a puzzle which requires the names of the daughters.

683
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,160
Bella, Cassandra, and Daniela.

684
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:47,800
B.

685
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:48,720
C.

686
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:49,440
D.

687
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,220
CBD

688
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:59,440
lovely decorative knife

689
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,040
and a lovely decorative candle holder

690
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,200
otherwise known as a candelabra

691
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,040
in the business

692
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,680
what's down here?

693
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,660
a portcullis

694
00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:12,600
a portcullis which shields

695
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,300
a door

696
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:16,720
some lovely net curtains which are unslashable

697
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:27,000
I'm back to this stupid room again

698
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,680
where we've got something probably we're not doing

699
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,600
or we need to do

700
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,380
it's at this moment

701
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,620
that the chat

702
00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:36,760
really needs

703
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,280
to throw a little bit of weight behind the stream here

704
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,540
and get involved

705
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,080
and really

706
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,680
tell me where to go

707
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:49,540
mean hall has a door

708
00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:50,100
we're talking

709
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:53,000
we're talking that big massive hall we were in already

710
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,380
I went through those doors

711
00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:55,740
thank you very much jukebox

712
00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:56,540
Connors

713
00:41:56,540 --> 00:42:01,740
J to the K to the B to the O to the X to the C to the O to the N to the N

714
00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:04,820
to the Nth degree to the O to the R's

715
00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:05,740
to the S

716
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,240
I hope you're doing well

717
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:10,220
can you wish the lads heading north for their first triathlon?

718
00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:11,420
fucking hell lads

719
00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:14,540
no sexism here today lads

720
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:16,980
the triathlon men's only is it?

721
00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:18,300
uh

722
00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,900
their first triathlon Saturday the best of luck

723
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:21,700
and the people watching

724
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,820
could say a quick prayer to St. Anthony

725
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:25,700
that Liam finds his vape before

726
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:30,120
or he'll be like a bear on the stout afterwards

727
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,160
tell you about the vape now

728
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,440
I don't think that's gonna do you any favors when it comes to a triathlon

729
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:40,420
there was one door I didn't check out

730
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:41,240
was it this one?

731
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,560
the big one

732
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,200
ah

733
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,140
mask the angels

734
00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:48,540
blinded by the gaze

735
00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:51,220
that's G-A-Z-E

736
00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:53,120
here we go

737
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,720
cutscene scenario

738
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,380
could it be a boss fight?

739
00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:02,840
the laughing witches of Babylon Eastwick the third

740
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:08,880
reminiscent of the pain from Metal Gear Solid 3

741
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:14,700
snake eater who just comes out of a massive swarm of wasps or hornets

742
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:19,500
these eejits have slash hooks

743
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:23,760
and they're using utilizing slash hooks

744
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:36,400
mother I bring you fresh prey

745
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,620
you are so kind to me daughters

746
00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:41,320
you hammered your mother

747
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,820
now

748
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:43,800
you hammered your mother

749
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,720
let's take a look at him

750
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,680
you hammered your mother

751
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,240
well Ethan Windy

752
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,260
you hammered your mother

753
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,340
you escaped

754
00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:51,480
you hammered your mother

755
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:51,480
you hammered your mother

756
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,480
yeah you're a little idiot brother

757
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,860
let's see how special you

758
00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:58,360
yes mother

759
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:58,980
yes mother

760
00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:01,020
yes mother

761
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:01,900
yes master

762
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:09,540
bit weird

763
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:10,460
strange

764
00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:13,180
what she at?

765
00:44:13,180 --> 00:44:19,720
I'd have just

766
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,060
if that was happening there

767
00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:22,340
I would have just like then

768
00:44:22,340 --> 00:44:24,440
retracted the arm back

769
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,580
right hand

770
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,140
whip out the knife or the gun

771
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:27,980
and then

772
00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:41,860
sorry sorry

773
00:44:41,860 --> 00:44:57,820
there'll be another clip there

774
00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:59,240
take that there

775
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:10,920
and then you

776
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:10,920
and then you

777
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,260
the other one

778
00:45:12,260 --> 00:45:13,700
the other one as well

779
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:15,620
another one

780
00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:17,140
the one that I already shot

781
00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:19,380
and a second one in the fucking first one as well

782
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,500
third one's probably there

783
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,720
she's taken care of

784
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,000
then I go back

785
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,440
I reload another clip into the fucking handgun

786
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:29,680
and I still have a hold of the one that was sucking on the hand

787
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:30,520
and then

788
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:39,560
no more clip left

789
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,360
throw that away

790
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,960
oh yeah

791
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:42,540
what's this?

792
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:43,660
crazy bit of business

793
00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:57,860
well I won't do that

794
00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:58,040
but

795
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,620
then I finish it all

796
00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:01,060
finish everyone off in there

797
00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:02,040
fricks

798
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,560
am I muted?

799
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,360
I'm not muted

800
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:04,920
thank god

801
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,280
I'm freaking out man

802
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:08,540
there

803
00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:08,960
said

804
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,000
should we tell him he's muted?

805
00:46:10,140 --> 00:46:10,320
no

806
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,040
you got me man

807
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:22,200
I mean I'm thinking if

808
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,500
if I was muted

809
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:24,560
it probably would have

810
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,400
you still would have got the picture anyway

811
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,780
but that's what I would have done anyway

812
00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:30,660
in that situation

813
00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:31,820
and I would have taken

814
00:46:31,820 --> 00:46:33,920
all of those fucking eejits out

815
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,140
with a few handy shots

816
00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:37,300
but again

817
00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:38,520
this game

818
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:39,820
assumes the

819
00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:41,080
the logical

820
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,840
I may not be logical

821
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,980
but I think I know what I'm talking about

822
00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:49,780
how are you getting on there everyone?

823
00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:50,820
I hope you're doing well

824
00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:52,400
yeah

825
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:52,880
yeah

826
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,140
yeah

827
00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:53,220
yeah

828
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:54,060
great stuff

829
00:46:54,060 --> 00:46:54,620
great stuff

830
00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:55,140
great stuff

831
00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:55,680
great stuff

832
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,100
great stuff

833
00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:56,720
great stuff

834
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:57,120
great stuff

835
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:57,640
great stuff

836
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:58,240
great stuff

837
00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:58,760
great stuff

838
00:46:58,760 --> 00:46:59,260
great stuff

839
00:46:59,260 --> 00:46:59,760
great stuff

840
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,260
great stuff

841
00:47:00,260 --> 00:47:00,760
great stuff

842
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,260
great stuff

843
00:47:01,260 --> 00:47:01,560
great stuff

844
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:01,840
oh yeah

845
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,680
we need to press pause

846
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,800
quickly mother

847
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,260
I am the one who captured him

848
00:47:05,260 --> 00:47:06,560
now now daughters

849
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,080
first I must inform mother Miranda

850
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,740
but later

851
00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:11,320
well

852
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,500
there will be enough

853
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,060
for everyone

854
00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:18,400
weird

855
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,760
weird isn't it

856
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,140
just no need for it

857
00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:30,260
oh be careful what you wish for

858
00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:31,660
Ethan Minters

859
00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:52,180
weird isn't it

860
00:47:52,180 --> 00:47:54,400
why do they have to be all doing all that

861
00:47:54,400 --> 00:48:01,640
you know kissing and putting your hand in the mouth and then sniffing the hankies and all that kind of weird is what it is man

862
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:24,640
it's not even scary it's not even scary it's just odd and I had access to a shotgun a combat knife and a handgun there and in a real situation they would have been utilized to the hilt but unfortunately I don't know press A now we get off this meat hook

863
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,000
another thing is it's not even more on the other thing is it's not even more on the other thing is it's too unrealistic here

864
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,820
now he's had a hook which has spliced his hand open

865
00:48:31,820 --> 00:48:35,640
the left one was already in bits to begin with

866
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:40,920
You crazy witches.

867
00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:53,020
Johnny Stigmata Hands.

868
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,740
Doing a bit of Stigmata, are you?

869
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,340
Padre Pio, is it?

870
00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:06,700
Father Pio's after you.

871
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:15,260
Now we can grab a goblet of fire, a crimson goblet.

872
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:21,080
View the treasure in your inventory.

873
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:24,920
And look at this, you can't even walk into the fire.

874
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,460
What a rubbish game.

875
00:49:26,540 --> 00:49:29,080
They haven't even been arsed with that.

876
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,960
And maybe they left it out, they were like,

877
00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:31,820
oh, should we put that in?

878
00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:33,520
We've got the mechanics to do it.

879
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,060
Ah no, we don't want them to have a bad time.

880
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,260
Wee wee.

881
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,480
It would be awful if the game player had a bad time.

882
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,200
We might as well just let everything,

883
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,380
we'll just put him in a little maze that he has to run around,

884
00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:49,640
and then everything will happen without him having to figure it out.

885
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,560
Or her.

886
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:55,440
And now we have a massive lever at the side of the room which you can't pull.

887
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,580
It's got a horse's, a brass horse's head on it.

888
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,540
A steed with one leg.

889
00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:07,500
second leg has been snapped off.

890
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:14,560
Take note of that because that could be a, that could be something of some significance down the line.

891
00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:19,560
Now, we've seen these eejits leave outside this room and go through here.

892
00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:24,280
Seems as though they haven't bothered to fucking tidy up inside here either.

893
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,240
A pair of leather gloves and some kind of cotton,

894
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,900
negligee shawl or whatever the hell that is.

895
00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:35,600
A ladies tea set.

896
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:38,520
Books on a step.

897
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:41,520
Leather chair.

898
00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:49,280
Lovely, lovely architecture and interior design in this house.

899
00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:53,640
Lovely atmosphere.

900
00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:56,120
Maidens of the harvest now.

901
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,820
Take note of this folks.

902
00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:02,940
It's a painting of a load of, uh, maidens out there in the fields.

903
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,320
Trampling.

904
00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:07,880
It seems though they're trampling on the dead bodies of who knows what.

905
00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:09,060
We don't know.

906
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:14,920
All we do know is we can't trust any of these people that we've come across inside this world.

907
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,040
It's a disgusting place to be.

908
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,920
It's an easy to pick lock.

909
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,820
Yet again, not one attempt made at picking the lock.

910
00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:26,980
What if you were to use a, a, a, a, the screwdriver?

911
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:27,700
Would that work?

912
00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:38,480
No, don't even have, don't even have that screwdriver.

913
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:38,580
Okay.

914
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:54,320
I sold it.

915
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,320
Did I sell the, the screwdriver to your man?

916
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,340
The butter bean.

917
00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:11,200
Few rats.

918
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:15,160
Few rats.

919
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:23,160
Few rats.

920
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:33,360
I think the trusty key sheath and the trusty screwdriver just disappeared after it was used.

921
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,900
And now mother and child, maroon eye ring, maroon 5.

922
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:45,780
We can use that eye ring in the gaff, the place, the little housing, maybe the little model of the house.

923
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,920
And then I didn't even press anything, I just walked towards this and he starts going through.

924
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,360
So it's again yet more assisted gameplay.

925
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:53,880
Mechanics.

926
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,160
And that sensual trap door is closed.

927
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:03,260
And we have a few of these knights in shining armour scenarios here.

928
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,000
They might come to life at some stage.

929
00:53:05,900 --> 00:53:07,500
And now there's a bit of vibration and feedback.

930
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,660
Bit of vibration and feedback on the controller.

931
00:53:12,260 --> 00:53:15,180
And now busts of busts have appeared.

932
00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:16,260
Examine.

933
00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:20,320
You can't use that there.

934
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,780
So we need to find the faces of these guys and stick them on.

935
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,580
I don't know where we'd be able to find them.

936
00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:27,400
We'll go through here.

937
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:28,440
Back again.

938
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:43,640
It's nice to unlock a door every now and again because a lot of the time...

939
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,580
I was just in here though.

940
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:46,520
How is it...

941
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:46,780
Oh yeah.

942
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,700
We didn't leave out the way I get.

943
00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:49,140
Thanks for that, Jim.

944
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:51,340
Ralph the Hedgehog.

945
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,540
How the hell are ya?

946
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,000
Thanks very much, Ralph.

947
00:53:54,220 --> 00:53:55,360
I hope you're getting on well.

948
00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:58,040
And that life as a hedgehog is treating you well as well.

949
00:53:58,100 --> 00:53:59,140
I see one the other day.

950
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,960
The life had gone from it.

951
00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:06,280
Because it had been hit mercilessly by a speeding ball of steel.

952
00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:11,360
Which was being propelled through the air via a motor.

953
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,820
Which was attached to a spinning axle.

954
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:19,140
Which at the end of it had these little fucking big balls of inflatable rubber on them.

955
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,220
Known as wheels.

956
00:54:21,180 --> 00:54:25,340
Was going at a frightening and very unnatural pace.

957
00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:27,500
The hedgehog didn't stand a chance.

958
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,340
Thanks, Niall Flynn.

959
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:31,360
Yeah, it was called a car.

960
00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:32,620
It wasn't my car.

961
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:34,960
Thanks for that.

962
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,420
I just drove past the fucker.

963
00:54:36,460 --> 00:54:36,940
It was dead.

964
00:54:38,380 --> 00:54:39,980
And now with the crystal fragment.

965
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,720
Thanks very much for that, Schult.

966
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:48,080
So, so far the game is going at an extreme pace.

967
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:48,980
It's breakneck.

968
00:54:48,980 --> 00:54:56,000
I know doubt some of you have sustained injuries in your neck, mind and brain so far.

969
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,480
Because I'm really, uh...

970
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,000
I'm really feeling a bit of inertia as well.

971
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:02,100
Smash this pot.

972
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,460
I want everything to be fucking smashable and brokeable.

973
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:06,180
But it's not.

974
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,020
Ralph is very upset.

975
00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:10,620
Thank you very much, August Schult.

976
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,020
And you hammered your glove.

977
00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:20,320
So that's that anyway.

978
00:55:20,540 --> 00:55:24,020
We go back over to this room here and maybe put that stupid ira...

979
00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:25,600
Oh, look at the size of this book now.

980
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,280
We meet again.

981
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:27,400
Duke?

982
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:28,920
Why are you here?

983
00:55:29,820 --> 00:55:32,020
Where there's coin to be made.

984
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:35,480
And have you found your daughter?

985
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:36,760
No.

986
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:44,660
If she is truly here, the lady of the castle would have kept little Rose in her private chambers.

987
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:45,880
Would she not?

988
00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:47,100
Dominic Rusk?

989
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,020
The very same.

990
00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:50,960
Why don't you take a look?

991
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,880
Maybe you'll get lucky.

992
00:55:53,740 --> 00:55:54,460
And speaking of looking...

993
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,340
Care to make a purchase?

994
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:03,320
Well, is there anything worth buying off this clown now?

995
00:56:09,140 --> 00:56:11,020
Seeking something in particular.

996
00:56:16,060 --> 00:56:17,140
So I sell this.

997
00:56:17,220 --> 00:56:19,060
Do I sell these stupid things to him?

998
00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:19,360
Do I?

999
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,120
I mean, if they're sellable, then they're not of any use, I believe.

1000
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,700
So I mean, might as well just sell them.

1001
00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:27,540
White mineral foam.

1002
00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:28,500
Could probably sell it.

1003
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,020
Oh, valuable.

1004
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:30,520
Oh, yeah.

1005
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:31,280
I got one.

1006
00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:34,580
Crimson glass.

1007
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:35,060
Sell that.

1008
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:35,580
Rubbish.

1009
00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:36,600
I wouldn't even drink from it.

1010
00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:38,220
It's probably not washed.

1011
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:40,440
You'd probably get tetanus from drinking off it.

1012
00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:41,700
And he wouldn't even...

1013
00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:46,000
It wouldn't even cut your tongue, but you'd still have a coppery kind of weird copper taste off it.

1014
00:56:46,060 --> 00:56:46,780
Some of the...

1015
00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:50,140
I'm skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications.

1016
00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:52,120
And we'll do them for a small fee.

1017
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:53,280
Yeah, shit your whole.

1018
00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:55,820
I might sell him this fucking piece of shite as well.

1019
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,640
Because it doesn't even come up in my inventory.

1020
00:56:58,020 --> 00:56:58,520
Or does it?

1021
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:05,200
I look forward to seeing the fruits of your explo...

1022
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,080
Shut up.

1023
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:06,600
Great.

1024
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:11,660
Equip that.

1025
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:18,400
And then sell him the gun that I had before maybe.

1026
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:19,320
How about that?

1027
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:25,200
Shall I choose something for you?

1028
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:30,740
What are you buying?

1029
00:57:31,420 --> 00:57:34,080
Just something an old friend of mine used to say.

1030
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:52,240
Securing goods is more important than anything.

1031
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,140
Anything, my friend.

1032
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,000
Leave this to me.

1033
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:07,080
Right.

1034
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:07,080
Right.

1035
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:07,740
Out of here.

1036
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:08,380
Thanks for the...

1037
00:58:08,380 --> 00:58:08,380
Please come again.

1038
00:58:08,380 --> 00:58:08,840
This is...

1039
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,800
I don't like these bits.

1040
00:58:11,140 --> 00:58:11,860
Maroon eye ring.

1041
00:58:11,940 --> 00:58:12,560
Put that in there.

1042
00:58:12,620 --> 00:58:13,100
It doesn't work.

1043
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,080
Can you sell the maroon eye ring to your man?

1044
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:20,480
A craftsman of the late 19th century.

1045
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,480
Norstein.

1046
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,660
I'm fucking Norstein, baby.

1047
00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:26,740
Norstein.

1048
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:27,740
Norstein.

1049
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:29,760
Norstein.

1050
00:58:31,180 --> 00:58:31,800
Norstein.

1051
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:39,780
Was branded a heretic in his homeland.

1052
00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:45,060
He wandered the lands until he settled in remote village.

1053
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:45,840
Norstein.

1054
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:48,780
Norstein.

1055
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:51,560
Norstein then created four labyrinths.

1056
00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:53,300
The castle house on a hill.

1057
00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:55,020
Winter water wheel.

1058
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,740
The weater wall and the iron tower.

1059
00:58:58,260 --> 00:58:58,820
Norstein.

1060
00:58:59,280 --> 00:58:59,800
Norstein.

1061
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:00,840
Norstein.

1062
00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:05,240
Antonio Pro says we get Norstein up in this biatch.

1063
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,660
Upon their completion.

1064
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:27,700
He put a gun to his temple and took his own life.

1065
00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:29,080
You hammered your mother.

1066
00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:30,600
Upon completion.

1067
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:35,640
He put a gun to his temple and took his own life.

1068
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,560
You are a liar.

1069
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:38,800
Norstein.

1070
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:43,820
Norstein.

1071
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:46,760
Norstein.

1072
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:49,780
Okay, that's enough of that.

1073
00:59:50,060 --> 00:59:50,860
Trapped in the closet.

1074
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:52,420
Thanks very much for the tip there.

1075
00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:55,340
And you hammered your glover.

1076
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,080
Thank you very much.

1077
00:59:56,080 --> 01:00:01,680
Each labyrinth is unique and requires its own specially crafted metal ball to operate.

1078
01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:04,100
What's that?

1079
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:07,220
Each one contains crystallized human remains.

1080
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:11,440
Which are said to be Norstein's four beloved wives.

1081
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,000
Norstein.

1082
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,080
Norstein.

1083
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:26,020
Borshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein.

1084
01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:36,720
I wonder if I can just record my voice saying Norshtein on that as well for a crazy bit of loop business.

1085
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:39,600
Wah! Oh yeah, I can.

1086
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:52,920
Norshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein.

1087
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,540
Okay, so then we got that and then we'll just put in a little bit of a beat as well.

1088
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,320
Shut your hole, man. Shut your hole.

1089
01:01:05,260 --> 01:01:09,460
Norshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein.

1090
01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:11,460
No Stein

1091
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,560
Did you see this? This is my new trick now. This is the new trick

1092
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:37,620
*Norstein*

1093
01:01:39,980 --> 01:01:44,500
So we need to get a hold of some fucking ass wipe called "Norstein"

1094
01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:47,140
If we save that game there...

1095
01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:54,740
And then we don't have to bother this toolbox either.

1096
01:01:54,740 --> 01:01:56,740
*Groan*

1097
01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:02,740
Is that noise from your man or me when I go through the door that way?

1098
01:02:02,740 --> 01:02:03,540
*Groan*

1099
01:02:05,540 --> 01:02:06,340
That's him.

1100
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:23,280
*Groan* *Groan*

1101
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,520
I have a nice gun anyways.

1102
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,320
*Groan*

1103
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:33,120
*Groan*

1104
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:43,780
yet again crap fire mechanics not not burning me alive at all unlock the door

1105
01:02:43,780 --> 01:02:50,680
we are not so that's done we've we've been through there it's at this point

1106
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:55,540
now I'm hoping that somebody in the chat comes up with a real great suggestion

1107
01:02:55,540 --> 01:03:03,260
that isn't bad faith doesn't give me the runaround and just basically I'm

1108
01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:09,320
back seats the whole way and and and we can have at this game and have a done

1109
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:14,840
and dusted by no Stein o'clock because I'm fucking done with this game already

1110
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:25,040
upstairs okay great stuff I'm just gonna stab the vases first as per Kev Collins

1111
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:30,860
request and I want to stab the vases and cups as well out of my own volition and

1112
01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:36,920
look at this look at that someone was drinking blood in a fine bone China set

1113
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:48,500
why did it say examine that there's nothing in this

1114
01:03:48,500 --> 01:04:09,140
Okay, upstairs anyway is a consensus.

1115
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,080
Blood in the cup, she might want to head to the people.

1116
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:12,740
Okay, yeah.

1117
01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:19,680
Same place you fought a boss in the fucking older Resident Evil, the one who spat green stuff.

1118
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,540
Jeez, man, I actually don't have a... I do not know, I can't remember.

1119
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:26,380
Spat green stuff.

1120
01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:30,120
I don't know.

1121
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:38,240
Norstein.

1122
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:40,520
Norstein.

1123
01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:41,620
Norstein.

1124
01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:42,620
Norstein.

1125
01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,640
It's catchy actually, isn't it?

1126
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,900
Let me do get these fucking vases done.

1127
01:04:51,780 --> 01:04:52,700
Gunpowder.

1128
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,520
Danny Glover style.

1129
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,600
Awesome sauce, bae.

1130
01:05:01,820 --> 01:05:04,060
Thank you very much for the tippa-dlippa-dli-la.

1131
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:06,680
Wine room.

1132
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:08,880
Hey, we'll get fucking steamed up in this place, bae.

1133
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,700
Plenty of fucking sauce in this room, hey.

1134
01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:12,680
Plenty of sauce in the wine room, hey.

1135
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,740
Popped into the stream two minutes and saw the lovely bit of Norstein, says awesome sauce.

1136
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:19,460
Thanks very much.

1137
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:22,740
What's the story here?

1138
01:05:22,740 --> 01:05:24,920
A special bottle adorned with flowers.

1139
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,220
So that's what we need to find.

1140
01:05:26,820 --> 01:05:30,900
And all we have is the mood ring from the movie My Girl.

1141
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:37,260
Featuring Kevin from Home Alone and the other girl that was in it and who played the lead.

1142
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:50,880
The winemaking techniques of Castle Dimitrescu can be traced back as far as Georgie Popescu in the 15th Centurions, long before the current occupants of the castle.

1143
01:05:51,880 --> 01:06:00,600
Alcina Dimitrescu uses the legendary yet peculiar technique to enrich the wine's flavour intensity and bestow it with a thick bouquet.

1144
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:10,000
We already know that this pin in the arse likes to drink the blood because she bit the hand and then was sucking the blood.

1145
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,980
So maybe these are vampires instead of zombies.

1146
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:13,540
We don't know.

1147
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:18,800
Her best vintage is Sangui Virginis, meaning maiden's blood.

1148
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:24,780
It is kept in a special ornate bottle, decorated with intricate silver flowers.

1149
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,480
Thank you very much there.

1150
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,580
No sign of Norstein.

1151
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:30,240
And you know what?

1152
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:37,980
I'm very, very upset because I was led to believe that Norstein was going to be some figurehead we were going to come across in next to no time at all.

1153
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:42,280
So far, so Norstein is no Norstein.

1154
01:06:43,060 --> 01:06:46,800
It's more like Norstein at the moment, lads.

1155
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,840
No fucking Norstein discrimination tonight, lads.

1156
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,040
There's a grandfather clock there.

1157
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,740
And the time is time for bed.

1158
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:05,620
It's five past ten.

1159
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,920
Even though the hour hand is nearer the eleven.

1160
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:11,720
Examine the ring.

1161
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:12,940
Someone's saying examine the ring.

1162
01:07:13,020 --> 01:07:14,100
Let's have a little look there.

1163
01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:16,960
Examine the ring.

1164
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:19,140
Maroon eye ring.

1165
01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:22,820
Wow, look at that.

1166
01:07:22,820 --> 01:07:22,840
Wow, look at that.

1167
01:07:24,460 --> 01:07:25,160
Mood ring.

1168
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,500
Now the eye comes out.

1169
01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:30,920
Fucking hell.

1170
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,360
Nearly Norstein'd off the chair there.

1171
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,900
The wheel has come off the chair.

1172
01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:46,320
Due to all the abuse and violence it's seen over the past 48.

1173
01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:50,780
People think that this chair gets a lot of grief on stream.

1174
01:07:50,860 --> 01:07:53,180
You should see the fucking life it has to live off it.

1175
01:07:54,980 --> 01:07:56,300
But it is just a chair.

1176
01:07:56,380 --> 01:07:56,980
Remember that.

1177
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,800
And, uh, Norstein Malloy.

1178
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:01,740
Thank you very much.

1179
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,160
And no sign of Norstein.

1180
01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:06,080
So now we have the stupid eye.

1181
01:08:06,260 --> 01:08:08,380
Which we prized out of that silly little ring.

1182
01:08:09,340 --> 01:08:11,140
I wonder if we can put that in.

1183
01:08:11,180 --> 01:08:11,760
No, we can't.

1184
01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:13,400
No.

1185
01:08:18,980 --> 01:08:21,100
Go to Duke to get the lockpicks.

1186
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:24,000
Now is Duke the big fella who sells me stuff?

1187
01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:33,300
Justice for chair.

1188
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:37,740
Okay.

1189
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:40,640
Okay, Duke is the big fella, right?

1190
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,220
We'll get this fella and we'll get him fucking sorted out.

1191
01:08:43,980 --> 01:08:44,880
Maybe we'll go down here.

1192
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:54,260
Have we a map here?

1193
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:55,540
Let's see where we're going here.

1194
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,300
So this is the main hall we're in now.

1195
01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:58,920
It's the main hall now we were in.

1196
01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:04,400
Hall of the Four.

1197
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,360
Now there are the four angels busts.

1198
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,280
Then there's the merchant.

1199
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:09,520
And he is Duke.

1200
01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:13,060
So we turn around 180 degrees.

1201
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:14,700
And head back down this way.

1202
01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:15,300
There's great stuff.

1203
01:09:16,540 --> 01:09:17,920
Couple of vases here.

1204
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,580
Couple of vases.

1205
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:20,260
Nothing in them.

1206
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:22,340
Four busts.

1207
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,160
Not really bothered about them yet.

1208
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:25,320
Let's go into here.

1209
01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:26,920
Give this lad...

1210
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:27,280
Welcome.

1211
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:29,420
Jeez, he's fucked.

1212
01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:32,500
Give this guy something to sing about.

1213
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,000
Now, four lockpicks, is it?

1214
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:39,560
Purchase them.

1215
01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:39,800
Yeah.

1216
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,760
I've only one lockpick got there.

1217
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:48,300
Does he replenish lockpicks?

1218
01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:50,040
Good day then.

1219
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:53,740
Any vase in here, lads?

1220
01:09:53,900 --> 01:09:55,280
Do you put the eyeball in here, do you?

1221
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:57,600
No.

1222
01:10:03,740 --> 01:10:04,960
Now, lockpick.

1223
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:05,000
Lockpick.

1224
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:05,820
Let's go up here.

1225
01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:07,300
Where do we use this lockpick, lads?

1226
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:08,860
Up stairs, is it?

1227
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,560
Go right of the wine room.

1228
01:10:11,780 --> 01:10:13,560
Good man yourself, soiled sponge.

1229
01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:15,820
Good man yourself.

1230
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:18,120
Oh.

1231
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,820
No vase deception here, lads.

1232
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,580
Go into that mansion tonight.

1233
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,080
Go into the next vase, you see.

1234
01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:27,780
Open it up.

1235
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:30,400
Thanks for the tip.

1236
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:31,840
Whoa.

1237
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:31,840
Whoa.

1238
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:32,720
See that face?

1239
01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:35,580
Bongella.

1240
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:36,840
Dembelli.

1241
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,020
Thank you very much, that thunder horse.

1242
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,680
Here's two Norsteins for a new chair.

1243
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:41,400
Thank you very much.

1244
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,880
I won't be getting a new chair anytime soon, lads.

1245
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:44,760
Not tonight, lads.

1246
01:10:46,060 --> 01:10:48,220
No new chair for me tonight, lads.

1247
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,180
This chair's in it for the bitter-

1248
01:10:52,180 --> 01:10:53,440
Till the bitter end, shall I say.

1249
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,700
Oh, not these eagents again.

1250
01:10:57,700 --> 01:10:58,460
Norsteiners.

1251
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:17,700
Give me a break.

1252
01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:23,240
Give me a break.

1253
01:11:24,140 --> 01:11:25,940
I can't hold back any longer.

1254
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:28,740
I can't fucking stay here any longer.

1255
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,040
I'd rather run away from you.

1256
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,520
You tit.

1257
01:11:34,980 --> 01:11:35,480
Now.

1258
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:37,200
Use the ring.

1259
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,280
Midges are awful in Romania.

1260
01:11:41,180 --> 01:11:42,600
So now we move away with-

1261
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:43,580
What happened there anyway?

1262
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,580
Do I go upstairs again now?

1263
01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:47,580
Oh.

1264
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:01,080
Norstein.

1265
01:12:02,660 --> 01:12:03,060
Norstein.

1266
01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:03,940
Norstein.

1267
01:12:09,940 --> 01:12:10,540
What?

1268
01:12:15,340 --> 01:12:16,900
Handheld lockpick device.

1269
01:12:18,780 --> 01:12:20,440
Can you use a lockpick here?

1270
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:20,940
Is it-

1271
01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:24,580
Use a family photo of me?

1272
01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:43,860
Come on down you go

1273
01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:56,760
June the 9th 1958

1274
01:12:56,760 --> 01:13:04,440
It was my first day working at the castle today

1275
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:09,580
I was most shocked to see the other staff were all women

1276
01:13:09,580 --> 01:13:11,580
They're all women

1277
01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:15,060
No sexism today lads

1278
01:13:15,060 --> 01:13:16,960
No sexism here today lads

1279
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,000
No sexism here today lads

1280
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,840
No sexism here today lads

1281
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:26,340
The mistress and her daughters were very adamant

1282
01:13:26,340 --> 01:13:32,380
That they wouldn't bite

1283
01:13:32,380 --> 01:13:34,480
It was quite peculiar

1284
01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:40,100
June 23rd 1958

1285
01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:48,480
It's been two weeks since I have feckin ate I started working at the castle I'm a little afraid

1286
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:57,580
Another maid Adela made a big mistake and Miss Daniella slashed her bleeding face with a knife

1287
01:13:57,580 --> 01:13:58,960
With a knife

1288
01:13:58,960 --> 01:13:59,540
With a knife

1289
01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:19,960
And at night I can hear wailing as if the ghosts roam the halls and I want to go sailing

1290
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:28,340
July 8th 1958 I don't know what to do How about you?

1291
01:14:28,340 --> 01:14:58,340
No Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein,

1292
01:14:58,340 --> 01:15:01,540
So I when I open the window just a crack shut it

1293
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:06,460
Shut it now. They all shrieked at me in unison

1294
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,520
Fucking bad week

1295
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,800
Fear I may have been

1296
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:29,300
Taken down into the cellar never to be seen again. I don't even know what to do. I don't

1297
01:15:30,420 --> 01:15:33,320
Know what to do. I don't

1298
01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:36,420
Know what to do

1299
01:15:36,420 --> 01:15:52,980
Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein.

1300
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:58,100
Okay, that was the Nordschstein edition of the diary entry from July the 8th, 1958.

1301
01:15:58,820 --> 01:16:01,180
It's not even a diary, it's a scrap of fucking paper.

1302
01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:04,600
What a waste of sentiment that that was.

1303
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,900
Whoever made that a waste of sentiment.

1304
01:16:07,940 --> 01:16:11,380
Man on the cage, thank you very much for the tip there.

1305
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:13,560
You say, I see you managed to escape last night.

1306
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:14,600
Thanks very much for that.

1307
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:16,060
Hope you're doing well.

1308
01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:17,440
Thanks for having me.

1309
01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:21,720
And that you're Nordschstein'd out of it, or not.

1310
01:16:22,740 --> 01:16:25,260
We don't know whether or not it's a good thing to be Nordschstein'd at the moment.

1311
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:29,720
We haven't decided that yet, but we will in time and at pace.

1312
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:33,380
And Pod of Dolphins, thank you very much for Pod of Dolphins.

1313
01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:37,640
Keep the hairy creature on, lad, from now on.

1314
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:38,520
Thank you very much.

1315
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:48,980
That's some...

1316
01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:51,240
Now we can see herself there.

1317
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,720
Lady Georgie Popescu down there.

1318
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:57,980
Wearing a big long dress.

1319
01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:01,220
Sh'teed over, man.

1320
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:02,980
Fucking sh'teed over.

1321
01:17:14,980 --> 01:17:15,480
B-dunk.

1322
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:18,660
Can I get a shout out to my XPM, Tony Blair?

1323
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:20,180
How you getting on, Tony?

1324
01:17:20,540 --> 01:17:21,740
You big warmonger.

1325
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:23,960
Hope everything's not going great.

1326
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,320
I won't wish death upon anyone, but it's fucking...

1327
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:30,320
It's, you know...

1328
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,640
A lot of people died because of the decisions you made.

1329
01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:35,420
All the best, Tony.

1330
01:17:35,660 --> 01:17:36,020
Good luck.

1331
01:17:39,060 --> 01:17:40,880
Now, some bullets in the bag.

1332
01:17:41,020 --> 01:17:41,580
Not bad.

1333
01:17:41,780 --> 01:17:44,920
It's nice when you've got a few fucking bullets in the back pocket backing you up, isn't it?

1334
01:17:45,420 --> 01:17:46,700
You're heading into the...

1335
01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:47,560
The back of beyond.

1336
01:17:47,660 --> 01:17:48,480
The depths of nowhere.

1337
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,500
The doldrums.

1338
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,980
You want to have a little bit of stuff.

1339
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:00,000
There we go.

1340
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:01,040
380 lei.

1341
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:18,340
Wow.

1342
01:18:18,700 --> 01:18:19,500
We pull this...

1343
01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:23,480
What's the story with that?

1344
01:18:25,980 --> 01:18:28,920
Can we set fire to something by bringing it over here?

1345
01:18:30,180 --> 01:18:31,560
Nordsteining it over here.

1346
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:39,220
I don't know what you do here.

1347
01:18:44,660 --> 01:18:45,340
Oh, yeah.

1348
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,440
And then Nordsteining it over here as well.

1349
01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:53,340
Do you know what?

1350
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:54,140
I was...

1351
01:18:54,140 --> 01:19:01,140
I look back and it is a bit pixelated because I'm not playing the game at a high...

1352
01:19:01,140 --> 01:19:03,040
Or doing the stream at a very high bitrate.

1353
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:05,640
So someone was saying there yesterday, oh, yeah, it's a bit pixelated.

1354
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,060
And other people are saying, nah, it's grand.

1355
01:19:08,620 --> 01:19:11,940
But there's visual sticklers out there.

1356
01:19:12,860 --> 01:19:14,100
They're actually correct.

1357
01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:16,060
Push in light.

1358
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:17,140
Oh, trust in light.

1359
01:19:17,140 --> 01:19:24,440
Hmm.

1360
01:19:24,740 --> 01:19:25,860
It's because it's so dark.

1361
01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:26,480
I wonder.

1362
01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:30,940
I would have thought that the darkness would have probably been a better picture.

1363
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:34,240
I mean, you're dealing with lots of colors and color information.

1364
01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:36,360
And luminance.

1365
01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:38,140
You're probably eating up more...

1366
01:19:40,100 --> 01:19:41,620
Bitrate, are you not?

1367
01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:42,540
Look at that.

1368
01:19:43,260 --> 01:19:44,600
It's been a shoe polisher.

1369
01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:46,480
Black wax.

1370
01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:48,020
Inside of the cell.

1371
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,380
Nothing else inside the cell.

1372
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,140
Dungeon trap for the Nordstein.

1373
01:20:01,140 --> 01:20:03,740
Looks like there was a bit of a dodgy party going on.

1374
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:08,940
And then a bucket for whatever runoff there is from those proceedings.

1375
01:20:09,940 --> 01:20:20,940
And a very, very concerning and discomforting contraption, which is connected to the head then.

1376
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,040
Who knows what the hell that does.

1377
01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:23,820
It brings you up and down.

1378
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:26,100
It just dangles you up and down and around.

1379
01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:30,140
And then makes you do a bit of an expulsion then into the bucket.

1380
01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:36,500
What kind of sick minds are behind these things you'd wonder.

1381
01:20:37,340 --> 01:20:53,140
Crazy bit of gimp maskage going on there.

1382
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:54,140
There's a traditional gimp mask.

1383
01:20:54,140 --> 01:20:56,320
There's a traditional gimp lock face mask.

1384
01:20:56,520 --> 01:21:01,660
And you've got kind of more of a normal mask Venetian thing with something for the eyes.

1385
01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:03,320
That's a torture for the eyes.

1386
01:21:03,980 --> 01:21:08,780
And you've got a real Pigville, Tennessee scenario there.

1387
01:21:09,780 --> 01:21:12,100
And then God knows what that one is.

1388
01:21:13,140 --> 01:21:14,380
And a lot of pliers.

1389
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:16,700
And calipers.

1390
01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:21,380
And then we've got some kind of rack.

1391
01:21:21,780 --> 01:21:24,040
Rack and pinion scenario there.

1392
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:26,600
Black.

1393
01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:28,180
It's not blood.

1394
01:21:28,420 --> 01:21:29,020
It's black.

1395
01:21:29,140 --> 01:21:30,680
I wonder is the blood.

1396
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,480
Has blood been turned off in the game?

1397
01:21:32,780 --> 01:21:34,200
Like gore or violence.

1398
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,200
Camera.

1399
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:36,200
Camera.

1400
01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:37,860
Game settings.

1401
01:21:38,140 --> 01:21:39,480
This is what you need.

1402
01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,080
Display.

1403
01:21:40,380 --> 01:21:40,740
Display.

1404
01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:42,380
Graphics.

1405
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:48,160
Color space.

1406
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:00,320
Oh, we did see.

1407
01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:01,520
We saw blood on the teacup.

1408
01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:01,900
That's right.

1409
01:22:02,180 --> 01:22:03,660
What the hell is this black stuff then?

1410
01:22:04,860 --> 01:22:07,120
Smatterings of black wax.

1411
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:09,460
Maybe it is blood.

1412
01:22:09,540 --> 01:22:10,880
Look, it's just so dark.

1413
01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:12,620
We haven't seen it.

1414
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:15,960
Maybe it's clotted and gone black.

1415
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:33,480
Jesus Christ.

1416
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:38,620
That's a really disturbing scenario there.

1417
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,000
I don't know if you can see this.

1418
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,980
Is the gamma cranked up enough for you to really check this out?

1419
01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:44,520
It's a toilet.

1420
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:48,180
Seems to be full of innards and gizzards.

1421
01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:53,300
And there's a bit of movement down there as well.

1422
01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:54,860
I'm not going to spend all day on it.

1423
01:22:54,860 --> 01:22:56,400
But I mean, somebody did.

1424
01:22:57,340 --> 01:22:59,480
And the mess they have made there.

1425
01:22:59,540 --> 01:23:00,220
It needs emptying.

1426
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:02,100
It needs emptying.

1427
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:08,620
And a septic, some kind of septic solution needs to be poured down there because that's going to cause a lot of consternation.

1428
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,820
A lot of bacteria is going to form there.

1429
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:18,420
And also quite interesting to see how that is working because it's full of guts there.

1430
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:21,420
And then I can see inside the crack at the side there.

1431
01:23:22,420 --> 01:23:24,020
There is zero guts.

1432
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:26,940
So maybe there is actually I can see something there.

1433
01:23:29,740 --> 01:23:31,500
Yeah, I can see something inside there.

1434
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:34,720
But you'd think it'd be spilling out.

1435
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:37,840
Unless it's got an interior lining.

1436
01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:43,620
Like a few black bin bags or something just lining it out there.

1437
01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:44,040
I'm not sure.

1438
01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:46,780
Heavy duty refuse sacks that you could have got down the shop.

1439
01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:47,480
Now what's this?

1440
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:49,020
Another little interesting scenario.

1441
01:23:49,140 --> 01:23:50,400
It's a piece of garlic bread.

1442
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:52,560
Inside a bowl.

1443
01:23:53,860 --> 01:23:55,820
Underneath a clock hammer.

1444
01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:58,660
Or a fucking spike neck shaft.

1445
01:23:58,660 --> 01:24:03,820
Permanent Hulk status.

1446
01:24:05,820 --> 01:24:08,500
And now another one of these hanging men.

1447
01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:13,440
It's a crazy, crazy, scary, disgusting, sick, venal world.

1448
01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:17,020
And someone needs to clean up the mess down here.

1449
01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:18,940
And I'm the man to do it now.

1450
01:24:21,860 --> 01:24:24,580
I was saying to you the other day that cheats...

1451
01:24:24,580 --> 01:24:27,740
I don't want to be using cheats in a game which I haven't completed.

1452
01:24:27,740 --> 01:24:33,240
But I'd happily put in the cheats for this game right here now.

1453
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:36,420
If it meant I had a fucking flamethrower or a minigun or something.

1454
01:24:38,420 --> 01:24:40,140
Irina Robustappetite.

1455
01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:41,740
Mihaila Robustappetite.

1456
01:24:42,540 --> 01:24:44,080
Lois Robustappetite.

1457
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:44,860
Ingrid.

1458
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:46,000
Unstable.

1459
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,580
And overly alert at times.

1460
01:24:50,580 --> 01:24:51,780
Make of that what you will.

1461
01:25:02,460 --> 01:25:02,820
Right.

1462
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:04,280
Something's happening now.

1463
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:05,840
Maybe that's it.

1464
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:07,700
That body just fell on the floor there.

1465
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:12,900
Perhaps a clue to look up.

1466
01:25:13,180 --> 01:25:13,920
There's nothing there though.

1467
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:15,160
We're in the catacombs.

1468
01:25:15,260 --> 01:25:16,540
The catacombs are...

1469
01:25:16,540 --> 01:25:17,920
Fucking...

1470
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:19,660
Basement dwellers.

1471
01:25:22,860 --> 01:25:23,800
Metal scrap.

1472
01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:41,420
Nordstein the chair to my liking there.

1473
01:25:42,540 --> 01:25:44,960
Fucking wheel keeps on coming off the Nordstein though.

1474
01:25:44,980 --> 01:25:46,420
So I don't know what's going to happen here.

1475
01:25:46,460 --> 01:25:47,540
I'm going to have to get a new chair.

1476
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:53,720
I'm going to have that screws in.

1477
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:54,180
All right.

1478
01:26:02,740 --> 01:26:04,040
Alexander Popov.

1479
01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:06,040
Nordstein.

1480
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:10,440
Nordstein.

1481
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:12,680
Nordstein.

1482
01:26:13,140 --> 01:26:13,700
Nordstein.

1483
01:26:14,380 --> 01:26:14,820
Nordstein.

1484
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:17,000
Why is he saying Nordstein all the time?

1485
01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:18,000
It's not even funny.

1486
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:19,240
Nordstein.

1487
01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:20,860
Nordstein.

1488
01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:21,920
Nordstein.

1489
01:26:22,620 --> 01:26:23,980
I had to switch off.

1490
01:26:24,900 --> 01:26:25,840
After a while man.

1491
01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:26,540
He was just annoying.

1492
01:26:26,660 --> 01:26:27,700
Catch on saying Nordstein.

1493
01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:28,480
Fucking hell.

1494
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:32,060
That's a grenade.

1495
01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:32,300
Is it?

1496
01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:33,460
Whoa.

1497
01:26:33,660 --> 01:26:34,700
Nice job there.

1498
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:36,960
That was a lovely, lovely grenade.

1499
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,220
I wish we had an instant Nordstein replay of that.

1500
01:26:40,860 --> 01:26:41,860
But we don't.

1501
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:49,160
That isn't an advert for NordVPN.

1502
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:52,000
The NordVPN.

1503
01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:54,160
Crystal Skull.

1504
01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:56,620
Fucking Shia LaBeouf.

1505
01:26:56,860 --> 01:26:59,000
And Harrison Ford.

1506
01:27:01,460 --> 01:27:02,640
Indiana Buff.

1507
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:05,260
Indiana LaBeouf.

1508
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:07,380
And the Crystal Skull.

1509
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:11,220
Look at this now.

1510
01:27:11,340 --> 01:27:12,360
Nordstein O'Clock.

1511
01:27:15,540 --> 01:27:18,880
I'm not going to waste my time with these fucking Luthromons.

1512
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:20,200
They're coming out of the fucking ground.

1513
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:21,180
But that's the way.

1514
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:24,520
If they're replicating that fast, there's no point in fighting them.

1515
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:34,840
Nordstein.

1516
01:27:35,260 --> 01:27:35,920
Nordstein.

1517
01:27:36,440 --> 01:27:37,280
Nordstein.

1518
01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:37,400
Nordstein.

1519
01:27:42,820 --> 01:27:46,840
Should I bother fighting these eejits or should I just run around them and avoid them?

1520
01:27:51,660 --> 01:27:53,620
Serguy Blashtov's after you.

1521
01:27:54,820 --> 01:27:56,900
So we know this fucking thing.

1522
01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:57,500
That was it.

1523
01:28:05,180 --> 01:28:05,720
Kill him.

1524
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:06,720
Game is action focused.

1525
01:28:06,820 --> 01:28:07,040
Okay.

1526
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:07,760
Let's do it.

1527
01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:10,320
We'll take out the piece.

1528
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,860
My piece I give you.

1529
01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:14,680
We'll load up the clip.

1530
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,140
And let's have a good time with this.

1531
01:28:23,220 --> 01:28:23,660
Fuck.

1532
01:28:25,660 --> 01:28:27,080
These guys are useless.

1533
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:30,860
But they're resilient.

1534
01:28:31,420 --> 01:28:32,700
And they've got a lot of heart.

1535
01:28:33,180 --> 01:28:34,180
So that's the hard thing.

1536
01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:36,440
Keep coming back for more.

1537
01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:42,900
I prefer now to be.

1538
01:28:42,980 --> 01:28:44,100
For this to be like a.

1539
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:45,420
Doing a.

1540
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:46,420
A time crisis.

1541
01:28:46,660 --> 01:28:46,840
Or a.

1542
01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:48,420
Where you had a gun.

1543
01:28:48,860 --> 01:28:50,080
And you're just walking around.

1544
01:28:51,980 --> 01:28:52,720
Shooting them.

1545
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:53,740
As opposed to.

1546
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:56,060
First person with a gamepad controller.

1547
01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:00,380
But then again.

1548
01:29:00,380 --> 01:29:03,160
I believe there was a resident evil game.

1549
01:29:03,260 --> 01:29:03,760
Which did that.

1550
01:29:03,820 --> 01:29:04,640
And it wasn't great.

1551
01:29:07,060 --> 01:29:07,800
Can't keep the.

1552
01:29:07,980 --> 01:29:09,220
Full opinion on it.

1553
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:10,060
Because I've never played it.

1554
01:29:10,180 --> 01:29:10,200
But.

1555
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,520
Like with resident evil.

1556
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:13,480
Revelations.

1557
01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:14,540
Or something like that.

1558
01:29:21,780 --> 01:29:22,200
Survivor.

1559
01:29:22,260 --> 01:29:22,400
Yeah.

1560
01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:24,060
Was it any good?

1561
01:29:24,180 --> 01:29:24,900
I'm not sure.

1562
01:29:30,340 --> 01:29:31,100
So now.

1563
01:29:31,300 --> 01:29:32,400
Let's have a little look here.

1564
01:29:32,480 --> 01:29:32,900
And see.

1565
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:39,840
Chamber of solace.

1566
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:42,200
So we've.

1567
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:43,620
We've come through all these little.

1568
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:44,640
Places.

1569
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:44,960
Have we?

1570
01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:46,000
Oh and thanks very much.

1571
01:29:46,100 --> 01:29:47,100
Shout out to all the boys.

1572
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:48,620
Working cash in hand.

1573
01:29:49,260 --> 01:29:50,080
Except Bobby.

1574
01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:51,920
It's a big shout out there.

1575
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,160
To everyone working cash in hand.

1576
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:54,000
Except.

1577
01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:54,900
Bobby.

1578
01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:55,700
It's a shame Bobby.

1579
01:29:56,340 --> 01:29:57,240
It's a real shame.

1580
01:29:57,340 --> 01:29:58,200
I'm sorry for you Bob.

1581
01:29:58,440 --> 01:29:59,220
I really am.

1582
01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:07,780
Oh there's light at the end of the tunnel.

1583
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:15,740
Shite at the end of the funnel.

1584
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:20,720
Hell.

1585
01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:22,780
We got 700 Lee.

1586
01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:25,960
For those bullies.

1587
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:25,960
For those bullies.

1588
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:25,960
For those bullies.

1589
01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:41,980
Why do I keep seeing red in the corner?

1590
01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:42,580
Am I dying?

1591
01:30:42,580 --> 01:30:42,820
Am I?

1592
01:30:42,820 --> 01:31:02,840
No.

1593
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:03,500
No.

1594
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:03,840
No.

1595
01:31:03,840 --> 01:31:09,700
No.

1596
01:31:11,860 --> 01:31:14,440
That's gonna really stand us in good stead.

1597
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:15,840
Whatever the hell that was that I got.

1598
01:31:17,420 --> 01:31:18,140
Some Lee.

1599
01:31:19,460 --> 01:31:21,840
Is there anything to be said for getting up there?

1600
01:31:21,940 --> 01:31:22,120
Is there?

1601
01:31:22,860 --> 01:31:23,740
Not possible.

1602
01:31:23,860 --> 01:31:24,020
No.

1603
01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:24,120
No.

1604
01:31:24,660 --> 01:31:38,820
another blip another glitch of the PC game I don't if this happens on console but every time I

1605
01:31:38,820 --> 01:31:48,360
unequip the pistol there the samurai edge it just goes if I equip the knife now look it leaves my

1606
01:31:48,360 --> 01:32:04,020
fast do I press up it's gone now look it's left the thing how would you shortcut oh yeah sorry it's my

1607
01:32:04,020 --> 01:32:13,260
fault sorry I'm an idiot yeah I just thought it did it automatically

1608
01:32:13,260 --> 01:32:36,600
Cassandra caused all this mess Cassandra's after you I think you need flames to fight these agents you

1609
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:59,580
fire fire these fireflies are there which tools do you prefer just color chem fluid you're where are you

1610
01:32:59,580 --> 01:33:25,980
going little one fuck bullets cannot harm all right the bullets can't you stupid man thing going on the hell

1611
01:33:25,980 --> 01:33:43,980
is going on here going on here these headshots headshots baby headshots baby oh and sliced and diced we're

1612
01:33:43,980 --> 01:33:50,700
gonna take where it's time to take out the fucking shotgun shotty boom body crazy bit of business

1613
01:33:50,700 --> 01:34:12,060
yes and again what the hell's going on she's turning into ice like tea 1000 oh sex discrimination here

1614
01:34:12,060 --> 01:34:19,980
that's we're not smash her up now she's turning into a block of ice that's great crystal torso that's

1615
01:34:19,980 --> 01:34:26,380
we're taking that down tonight we're gonna take that torso down to the main hallway tonight lads not

1616
01:34:26,380 --> 01:34:33,340
tomorrow tonight straightaway I won't be here in a month of Sundays I'd be rather down watching bows we're

1617
01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:41,260
gonna take that torso down to the bust and stick it in the bust

1618
01:34:41,260 --> 01:34:43,260
oh

1619
01:34:43,260 --> 01:34:47,900
another bag of flour there is it

1620
01:34:47,900 --> 01:34:59,260
that one's rhetoric smothered her in the end is right box of rats

1621
01:34:59,260 --> 01:35:07,900
that's what's supposed to look like rats someone needs to tell the chef that they're fucking not

1622
01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:14,940
edible tubes growing out of them and everything that are we here oh yeah we need to move on do we can't get

1623
01:35:14,940 --> 01:35:16,940
get out of here

1624
01:35:16,940 --> 01:35:26,940
that was a bottle of wine that we go and leave in that wine room tonight lads and that's the uh sagweaver ginis which is a bottle of blood

1625
01:35:26,940 --> 01:35:28,940
uh

1626
01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:28,940
uh

1627
01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:30,940
uh

1628
01:35:30,940 --> 01:35:49,940
wine room tonight lads. And that's the Sagweaver Ginis, which is a bottle of blood. Maiden's

1629
01:35:49,940 --> 01:35:51,940
blood.

1630
01:35:51,940 --> 01:36:08,940
Nice. Nice. Does that fit onto the Wesker gun?

1631
01:36:08,940 --> 01:36:38,920
Equip parts in your inventory. Customizable power for hang on. Does that fit into the...oh, we sold the Lemmy. Okay, alright. Lemmy from Motorhead. So is there any point to that? Because when you get that Wesker gun, I'm not sure.

1632
01:36:38,920 --> 01:37:02,920
The Wesker gun, I just think, what's the point of having two handguns? So I kept the Wesker gun, but now I'm getting a free part. But it seems as though the Wesker gun already has kind of customizable parts attached to it that would save me a bit of coin in the end when it comes to the...oh, now we have another lockpick as well. That's a great scenario to be in. Smash a few of these pots and pans here. Nothing. Nothing doing.

1633
01:37:08,900 --> 01:37:11,900
nice

1634
01:37:28,400 --> 01:37:33,860
up to the top flight of the stairs there and stick that fucking wine bottle inside

1635
01:37:33,860 --> 01:37:44,000
the wine holder tonight lads stick the sangui virginis into there picked it up

1636
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:47,720
at Donnybrook fair earlier on lads

1637
01:37:58,860 --> 01:38:12,860
new ones are always better they want you to upgrade it's not like 34 and red 9 what would you do for the entire game yet I suppose no I mean I've had a nice few experiences with that Wesker gun now in my possession

1638
01:38:12,860 --> 01:38:24,720
and there we have the courtyard key the courtyard key guys let's see if we can get this going here lads

1639
01:38:27,860 --> 01:38:31,700
The Coors Yard Key. The Coors Yard Key.

1640
01:38:31,700 --> 01:39:01,680
The Coors Yard Key.

1641
01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:21,400
The court's guaranteed.

1642
01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:27,680
You hammered your mother.

1643
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:37,680
The court's MVP here.

1644
01:39:37,680 --> 01:39:39,680
Women.

1645
01:39:39,680 --> 01:39:43,680
Thanks for the tip.

1646
01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:45,680
Nerd tech talk and message. Thank you very much.

1647
01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:49,680
If you care to look at it, your quality issue even is called interframe compression.

1648
01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:51,680
Although, could you be doing a bit rate?

1649
01:39:51,680 --> 01:39:56,680
What bit rate do you stream at? I think we're clocking up a good 4,000k lads.

1650
01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:59,680
In the bit rate of the stream.

1651
01:39:59,680 --> 01:40:06,680
Now, my experience was when it was streaming the call of duty that that needed to be cranked up.

1652
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:09,680
To as high as you could get it.

1653
01:40:09,680 --> 01:40:11,680
Seven or eight even.

1654
01:40:11,680 --> 01:40:15,680
And even that didn't provide a good clean viewing experience in my opinion.

1655
01:40:15,680 --> 01:40:25,680
So, whether or not, if I can go into the settings and select 6k now, I'm not sure if that's going to start.

1656
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:27,680
I might have to stop the stream and restart it again.

1657
01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:28,680
I'll just do that.

1658
01:40:28,680 --> 01:40:29,680
One second now.

1659
01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:30,680
We'll stop and we'll start streaming.

1660
01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:31,680
Sorry about that.

1661
01:40:31,680 --> 01:40:32,680
One second.

1662
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:33,680
Right.

1663
01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:34,680
I selected 6 there.

1664
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:35,680
Hopefully, 6 works.

1665
01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:50,680
Probably, it's probably going to be rubbish again anyway.

1666
01:40:50,680 --> 01:40:53,680
Maybe refresh the stream then.

1667
01:40:53,680 --> 01:40:57,680
Looks the same.

1668
01:40:57,680 --> 01:41:00,680
What a waste of time.

1669
01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:01,680
The courtyard key.

1670
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:03,680
The courtyard key.

1671
01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:04,680
The courtyard key.

1672
01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:08,680
So, now where's the fucking courtyard?

1673
01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:10,680
Let's have a little look here now.

1674
01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:25,960
now and find out what the hell has to be done in the courtyard. Look at this, we have a booklet.

1675
01:41:25,960 --> 01:41:31,500
Some merchant calls himself the Duke appeared out of a horse drawn caravan. He seems to know

1676
01:41:31,500 --> 01:41:37,880
what's happening here, so says the thing. Sorry I just got a little shlug of the coffee that

1677
01:41:37,880 --> 01:41:51,220
I forgot before I went on stream I had half a cup of coffee left. I don't trust him, says

1678
01:41:51,220 --> 01:41:55,760
the man. But I don't have time for that, I need to search the castle for roles. Or at least

1679
01:41:55,760 --> 01:42:01,000
some clues, hey. This castle looks like something straight out of a gothic horror movie complete

1680
01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:07,080
with giant noble woman and her three witch daughters. But they caught me. While I was in the

1681
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:12,980
caught me. While I was looking for Rose. And strung me up. I had to bite the bullet in order

1682
01:42:12,980 --> 01:42:20,420
to get loose. Heard like hell to. Oh look there's a whole complete diary here. Of everything that's

1683
01:42:20,420 --> 01:42:25,420
gone. Should have been a night like any and then Chris Redfield came and destroyed our family.

1684
01:42:25,420 --> 01:42:31,640
He took Rose away, shot Mia right in front of me. I was knocked out, now I'm in some forest

1685
01:42:31,640 --> 01:43:01,540
in the middle of nowhere. It's funny how he had time to eloquently put a pen to paper here and also sketch these little things out in a booklet. Thank you very much Tony B. Tony. And Tony B. It's Tony B. Sorry here now. I was going to change the courtyard key to it's Tony B. We might be able to have that going on. If we can get that, that's going to be a great situation there. Sorry about that now. Sorry about that. We'll just try that.

1686
01:43:01,540 --> 01:43:11,260
that once more time there and then we gotta go no sorry about Tony B no we don't want that

1687
01:43:11,260 --> 01:43:18,960
it's fucked it up hasn't it really fucked this up now fuck that up really have fucked that up sorry

1688
01:43:18,960 --> 01:43:28,840
Tony Tony B it's Tony B and now we have the big Tony B scenario

1689
01:43:28,840 --> 01:43:43,940
dare I dare say without getting ahead of myself that we are starting to get into the flow of this

1690
01:43:43,940 --> 01:43:56,220
game it's no clear scenario burn but there may be life in it yet life outside the miles dungeon

1691
01:43:56,220 --> 01:43:59,340
might be brighter it might be brighter

1692
01:43:59,340 --> 01:44:17,900
Ferg thank you for the tip enjoying the streams you've got to get on the VR buzz it's great crack he said

1693
01:44:17,900 --> 01:44:25,020
Give me a shout when you're looking to get back into the VR circuit.

1694
01:44:25,580 --> 01:44:28,540
Look, Ferg, I have not gone the VR route at all.

1695
01:44:28,540 --> 01:44:31,560
I don't know if I can do that.

1696
01:44:32,100 --> 01:44:35,540
Once I put that headset on, I may never take it off.

1697
01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:39,920
And we all know what happens when a man spends too long inside his headset.

1698
01:44:40,860 --> 01:44:41,700
He gets fucked up.

1699
01:44:42,120 --> 01:44:43,860
Things start to go off the rails.

1700
01:44:44,900 --> 01:44:53,880
I'm not talking about that quality TV show that used to be on RTE, which you can get every series on back to back.

1701
01:44:53,980 --> 01:44:54,840
It's on Blu-ray.

1702
01:44:54,840 --> 01:45:02,840
You can buy that off of not on Amazon, but you can buy it off of eBay at a nice price.

1703
01:45:08,740 --> 01:45:13,240
Thank you very much for the tip there, nerd.

1704
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:14,080
Thank you very much.

1705
01:45:14,140 --> 01:45:15,700
I'm not calling you a nerd.

1706
01:45:16,080 --> 01:45:18,740
That's just the name that you've attached to the tip.

1707
01:45:18,980 --> 01:45:20,220
And I want to say thanks very much.

1708
01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:31,340
Sorry about this, guys.

1709
01:45:31,420 --> 01:45:37,500
Now just need to get refreshed here before we really cruise back into the world of survival horror.

1710
01:45:43,380 --> 01:45:44,380
Thanks for the tip.

1711
01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:46,480
Thanks for the tip.

1712
01:45:46,480 --> 01:45:51,220
I believe VR is going to be used for Resident Evil 4.

1713
01:45:51,320 --> 01:45:52,600
They're going to do that for VR.

1714
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:56,500
I don't know when that's coming out, so I might do that.

1715
01:45:56,900 --> 01:45:58,640
And that's when I'll get it.

1716
01:45:58,680 --> 01:45:59,680
But I'll get it for the half-life.

1717
01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:14,700
But I would like to have a VR headset for Gran Turismo on the PlayStation.

1718
01:46:14,700 --> 01:46:20,820
But that would require having a PlayStation VR headset.

1719
01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:23,960
And then you'd have to shell out for the Oculus one for the PC.

1720
01:46:23,960 --> 01:46:24,960
That's too much.

1721
01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:27,760
It's much too much.

1722
01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:36,120
It's worth it for half-life, Alex.

1723
01:46:37,860 --> 01:46:39,060
Says snipers.

1724
01:46:39,140 --> 01:46:40,040
How are you snipers?

1725
01:46:43,240 --> 01:46:44,960
Well, then, it must be done.

1726
01:46:45,920 --> 01:46:51,200
Tomorrow morning at Braid Dake, I'm going to bring out the fucking headset.

1727
01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:54,620
And take it for a spin.

1728
01:46:54,920 --> 01:47:01,920
I think first off, though, when the headset is purchased, I might have to do a stream where I'm just wearing the fucking headset knocking around town.

1729
01:47:02,300 --> 01:47:04,580
Without plugging the headset into anything at all.

1730
01:47:04,980 --> 01:47:06,680
And see how that goes on stream.

1731
01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:15,600
And if that works, then we'll fucking download the legitimate version of Half-Life, Alex, from Steam.com in order to play it.

1732
01:47:16,840 --> 01:47:20,360
No cracked version of fucking Alex here today, lots.

1733
01:47:27,420 --> 01:47:33,660
So we venture forth now into the fucking breakneck hall speed of the wine room, the liquor house.

1734
01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:49,740
We've already been down here, though, and we managed to get ourselves a lovely, lovely bust, which we'll take into the main dormitory hallway room and place inside one of the four crystal busts, which we have down here.

1735
01:47:50,160 --> 01:47:53,080
It's a lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely place to be.

1736
01:47:53,960 --> 01:47:55,820
Dona Fogarty, thank you very much.

1737
01:47:55,900 --> 01:47:57,380
Dona Fogarty, thanks very much.

1738
01:47:57,380 --> 01:48:02,100
So what's this now?

1739
01:48:02,220 --> 01:48:02,840
Examine that.

1740
01:48:02,900 --> 01:48:07,700
The courtyard key.

1741
01:48:07,700 --> 01:48:07,820
The courtyard key.

1742
01:48:26,440 --> 01:48:27,280
Sell the torso.

1743
01:48:27,280 --> 01:48:27,300
Sell the torso.

1744
01:48:27,300 --> 01:48:28,200
You sell it, do you?

1745
01:48:29,160 --> 01:48:31,620
That fucking wheel keeps on coming off the chair.

1746
01:48:33,360 --> 01:48:34,620
See, there's a price.

1747
01:48:34,700 --> 01:48:39,100
There's a heavy price to be paid for if you're fucking smashing the stuff around in your room.

1748
01:48:39,180 --> 01:48:44,980
Because, yeah, it might provide a few moments of kind of, oh, yeah, it was funny when he did that.

1749
01:48:45,280 --> 01:48:48,020
But then, you know, there is a price to be paid for that.

1750
01:48:48,020 --> 01:48:50,040
And that's the furniture breaks, you see.

1751
01:48:50,460 --> 01:48:52,680
So do be prepared to have to replace these things.

1752
01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:52,680
I've expanded my services.

1753
01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:54,100
Please, come take a look.

1754
01:48:54,500 --> 01:48:57,780
And listen to the amount of shite this lad has been programmed to see.

1755
01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:00,500
Doesn't even make sense, this guy.

1756
01:49:00,660 --> 01:49:01,980
Does not even make sense.

1757
01:49:02,120 --> 01:49:06,840
All these people have, they're all overgrown.

1758
01:49:07,580 --> 01:49:13,160
The original merchant has been made redundant.

1759
01:49:15,160 --> 01:49:17,840
This fella alluded to him in an earlier speech.

1760
01:49:17,840 --> 01:49:18,280
Perhaps he hasn't laid eyes on him.

1761
01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:20,680
Said something like an old friend of mine used to say.

1762
01:49:21,160 --> 01:49:23,000
Ah, yes, yes.

1763
01:49:24,780 --> 01:49:29,260
So we sell him the shite that we got in that room with the idiots.

1764
01:49:29,720 --> 01:49:30,380
Crystal skull?

1765
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:30,880
Gone.

1766
01:49:31,160 --> 01:49:32,420
Little and often fills the purse.

1767
01:49:32,420 --> 01:49:33,100
Crystal torso?

1768
01:49:33,100 --> 01:49:33,860
Sold.

1769
01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:37,020
Ingrid's necklace?

1770
01:49:37,300 --> 01:49:38,080
Don't want it.

1771
01:49:45,120 --> 01:49:46,900
Sell the compensator for that.

1772
01:49:47,460 --> 01:49:48,060
Okay, right.

1773
01:49:48,160 --> 01:49:48,940
What's the story here?

1774
01:49:49,020 --> 01:49:50,280
Now, just quickly, very quickly.

1775
01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:51,840
OSW Review HD.

1776
01:49:51,960 --> 01:49:54,040
You seem to be the man who knows about things.

1777
01:49:54,800 --> 01:49:55,800
What's the story now?

1778
01:49:55,860 --> 01:50:01,520
Do I fucking buy that LEMI gun back and bite the bullet and customize that?

1779
01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:03,000
Or do I keep the Wesker gun?

1780
01:50:03,340 --> 01:50:04,220
Actually, no, I'll sell it.

1781
01:50:04,380 --> 01:50:06,160
Because the Wesker gun's meant to be powerful.

1782
01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:07,560
Hard times, Ethan.

1783
01:50:14,580 --> 01:50:16,160
How come you can't...

1784
01:50:16,160 --> 01:50:19,100
Ah, so you don't need to upgrade the Wesker gun.

1785
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:20,160
It's already good enough.

1786
01:50:21,460 --> 01:50:22,960
I'd like to fucking do this thing up.

1787
01:50:23,020 --> 01:50:25,480
25,000 Lee I have.

1788
01:50:25,960 --> 01:50:26,740
Reload speed.

1789
01:50:28,060 --> 01:50:29,280
Ammo capacity, yeah.

1790
01:50:29,720 --> 01:50:30,540
Crank that up.

1791
01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:33,820
Crank that up as well.

1792
01:50:33,820 --> 01:50:38,720
She's maxed out now.

1793
01:50:42,500 --> 01:50:45,660
I've procured some new items for you, Mr. Winters.

1794
01:50:49,740 --> 01:50:51,220
Till next we meet.

1795
01:50:53,160 --> 01:50:54,620
Right, right, right, right, right.

1796
01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:56,660
Nothing worth putting in here.

1797
01:50:56,780 --> 01:50:58,100
The courtyard key.

1798
01:50:58,180 --> 01:50:59,320
So we need to find the courtyard.

1799
01:50:59,780 --> 01:51:00,720
That's the main thing.

1800
01:51:00,720 --> 01:51:09,780
I mean, I may not be logical, but I think I know what I'm talking about.

1801
01:51:09,960 --> 01:51:11,600
And the courtyard should be out there.

1802
01:51:15,160 --> 01:51:16,960
But there's no way out, you see.

1803
01:51:17,020 --> 01:51:22,720
You have to fucking do some sort of jig acting where you're giving the run around, putting heads in busts.

1804
01:51:29,460 --> 01:51:30,320
Oh, great.

1805
01:51:30,320 --> 01:51:40,760
Oh, so thirsty.

1806
01:51:40,760 --> 01:51:42,760
*Sigh*

1807
01:52:06,760 --> 01:52:07,760
*Sigh*

1808
01:52:08,760 --> 01:52:13,760
Sorry, this just needs to be... I need to move faster with the keys, with the shticks.

1809
01:52:13,760 --> 01:52:16,760
Cursor.control type, key bindings...

1810
01:52:16,760 --> 01:52:17,760
*Sigh*

1811
01:52:20,760 --> 01:52:23,760
Movement camera, movement camera, movement camera, no, no, no.

1812
01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:27,760
I don't want... it's not the camera, I want to fucking just swing around faster.

1813
01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:31,760
Do you know the sensitivity of the shticks? The movement sensitivity.

1814
01:52:35,760 --> 01:52:38,760
Hello Ben Elliott, how are ya? I hope you're doing well Ben.

1815
01:52:38,760 --> 01:52:42,760
It's a great day isn't it? Lovely day outside.

1816
01:52:44,760 --> 01:52:47,760
X axis, where'd you do that? It's on camera, okay.

1817
01:52:47,760 --> 01:52:48,760
Okay, okay.

1818
01:52:48,760 --> 01:52:49,760
*Sigh*

1819
01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:50,760
*Sigh*

1820
01:52:50,760 --> 01:52:53,760
Aiming, movement camera, normal, inverse, no, no, no.

1821
01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:56,760
Movement camera speed, five, six, seven, eight.

1822
01:52:56,760 --> 01:52:59,760
Aiming camera, one, two, three, four.

1823
01:52:59,760 --> 01:53:00,760
*Sigh*

1824
01:53:00,760 --> 01:53:01,760
*Sigh*

1825
01:53:01,760 --> 01:53:05,760
Movement camera acceleration, what's that?

1826
01:53:05,760 --> 01:53:09,760
Play the controller.

1827
01:53:17,760 --> 01:53:21,760
Is that faster now? I'm not sure.

1828
01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:37,760
Maybe I should play with a mouse.

1829
01:53:37,760 --> 01:53:43,760
Like literally switch the fucking game off.

1830
01:53:43,760 --> 01:53:49,760
Go and find a mouse in the attic and go IRL stream myself playing with a little mouse.

1831
01:53:49,760 --> 01:53:55,760
Right where am I going here now? Because this is ridiculous.

1832
01:53:55,760 --> 01:53:59,760
It's a courtyard key. We've got a courtyard key.

1833
01:53:59,760 --> 01:54:03,760
But we don't know where the courtyard is.

1834
01:54:03,760 --> 01:54:07,760
And it's really beginning to get on my wick at the moment.

1835
01:54:07,760 --> 01:54:12,760
I'm having no help whatsoever from the so called professionals out there.

1836
01:54:12,760 --> 01:54:15,760
Who are watching this speedrun.

1837
01:54:15,760 --> 01:54:21,760
I'm doing the speedrun for a year.

1838
01:54:21,760 --> 01:54:25,760
I think it's a damn liberty that I should have to wait on information.

1839
01:54:25,760 --> 01:54:29,760
The information I'm being given is far from speedrun-esque.

1840
01:54:33,760 --> 01:54:37,760
Anaconda G, thank you very, very much for that.

1841
01:54:45,760 --> 01:54:48,680
Anacondy G. Anacondy G.

1842
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:50,680
Anacondagy.

1843
01:54:50,680 --> 01:55:20,660
Anacondagy.

1844
01:55:20,660 --> 01:55:22,660
Anacondagy.

1845
01:55:22,660 --> 01:55:34,660
*Sigh*

1846
01:55:34,660 --> 01:55:36,660
Sorry about that.

1847
01:55:36,660 --> 01:55:50,660
*Sigh*

1848
01:55:50,660 --> 01:56:06,660
*Sigh*

1849
01:56:06,660 --> 01:56:10,660
I need a new chair lads, this is rubbish.

1850
01:56:10,660 --> 01:56:14,660
It's fucking rubbish.

1851
01:56:14,660 --> 01:56:18,660
Bots are back are they?

1852
01:56:18,660 --> 01:56:22,660
Webcams are coming.

1853
01:56:22,660 --> 01:56:24,660
The webcams are here.

1854
01:56:24,660 --> 01:56:26,660
*Sigh*

1855
01:56:26,660 --> 01:56:28,660
Okay, okay, porn bots.

1856
01:56:28,660 --> 01:56:30,660
Where are they?

1857
01:56:30,660 --> 01:56:32,660
Let's have a look.

1858
01:56:32,660 --> 01:56:34,660
Fucking porn bots.

1859
01:56:34,660 --> 01:56:36,660
Webcamschat.com

1860
01:56:36,660 --> 01:56:40,660
Hot girls and boys video chat.

1861
01:56:40,660 --> 01:56:42,660
It's time for you to go guys.

1862
01:56:42,660 --> 01:56:44,660
It's time for you to go guys.

1863
01:56:44,660 --> 01:56:46,660
*Sigh*

1864
01:56:46,660 --> 01:56:46,660
It's time for you to go.

1865
01:56:46,660 --> 01:56:48,660
You've gone.

1866
01:56:48,660 --> 01:56:50,660
*Sigh*

1867
01:56:50,660 --> 01:56:52,660
*Sigh*

1868
01:56:52,660 --> 01:56:54,660
*Sigh*

1869
01:56:54,660 --> 01:56:56,660
*Sigh*

1870
01:56:56,660 --> 01:56:58,660
*Sigh*

1871
01:56:58,660 --> 01:57:00,660
*Sigh*

1872
01:57:00,660 --> 01:57:02,660
*Sigh*

1873
01:57:02,660 --> 01:57:25,660
Thank you very much. Hello Francis. I am an Irish gamer. I love cooking. You see. That's all you've said in the message. What a sweet, wholesome and innocent message that is from Donal, who has been kind enough to tip and leave a message which just says I'm an Irish gamer and I love cooking.

1874
01:57:27,660 --> 01:57:50,660
Wow. Okay so OSW is back in the house with some prime time tip information here. You remember the room with the big windy stairs. Oh windy, sorry windy yeah. Go through the door between the stairs and the fire courtyard doors through there good man.

1875
01:57:52,660 --> 01:57:59,660
Big shout out to web chat webcamschat.com who are fans of the stream as well who are advertising webcams.

1876
01:58:00,660 --> 01:58:05,660
But we had to ban them yet again. They keep on cropping up with different accounts.

1877
01:58:10,660 --> 01:58:35,660
And they're gone now. So we go back out here. Now we go back out into this one here. Now the room with the windy stairs. And now between the fire and it's this here and the courtyard is out here. But as I recall we can't get out here. Oh we can. So now courtyard is down here. And down there. Portcullis.

1878
01:58:35,660 --> 01:58:41,680
snipers thanks very much for the tip shout out to all those crazy webcams

1879
01:58:41,680 --> 01:58:49,400
that are doing the lord's work out there in the chat the chat stream and i want to say this first

1880
01:58:49,400 --> 01:58:55,400
and foremost thanks for the tip and another thing any of the the chat bots there they're out watching

1881
01:58:55,400 --> 01:59:04,820
i value your your commitment and dedication i know that your message is one of degeneracy and

1882
01:59:04,820 --> 01:59:11,460
it sickens me but at the same time you have to admire the tenacity and the persistence with which

1883
01:59:11,460 --> 01:59:15,300
you've managed to create multiple personas and accounts in order to get into the chat

1884
01:59:15,300 --> 01:59:22,080
and be subsequently squashed like a fucking midgie between the palm and my fist

1885
01:59:22,080 --> 01:59:31,680
on a on a lovely summer's night look at it's time to go russian bots i'm finished with you

1886
01:59:31,680 --> 01:59:38,000
balls you were in it go back to where you came there's another door you haven't tried okay

1887
01:59:38,000 --> 01:59:41,320
so there's another door up here is it

1888
01:59:41,320 --> 01:59:46,120
oh god back to where the kitchen table is

1889
01:59:46,120 --> 01:59:52,760
so we're in here now is this the right way with me so much

1890
01:59:52,760 --> 02:00:04,520
is this not the courtyard key the courtyard portcullis

1891
02:00:04,520 --> 02:00:10,400
the portcullis key

1892
02:00:10,400 --> 02:00:17,840
oh for fuck's sake

1893
02:00:17,840 --> 02:00:21,680
get out of here

1894
02:00:21,680 --> 02:00:42,320
i'm looking there lads there's nothing going on there's nothing happening there telling me i'm going the right way there was a kitchen table someone said go back to where there's a kitchen table

1895
02:00:42,320 --> 02:00:59,640
try using the map says damien costello we've tried that i would assume now you might think i'm a bollocks but is that not the courtyard there the carriage gate the courtyard

1896
02:00:59,640 --> 02:01:07,960
they're saying turn right here what turn right into the main hall

1897
02:01:07,960 --> 02:01:13,480
Dining room. Where the fuck is the d-

1898
02:01:13,480 --> 02:01:15,720
Alright, there. Ah, look. Courtyard key!

1899
02:01:18,440 --> 02:01:20,080
Who was telling me to go in there?

1900
02:01:21,320 --> 02:01:23,920
OSW review? You said to go into the fucking door

1901
02:01:23,920 --> 02:01:25,980
next to the fire down there. Ah, look!

1902
02:01:37,240 --> 02:01:37,640
Sorry.

1903
02:01:37,640 --> 02:02:06,160
it. Courtyard key, the courtyard key. Nearly fucking broke my neck there. We won't be doing

1904
02:02:06,160 --> 02:02:12,560
much more of that again. I started doing this spinning chair crack there last night. I thought,

1905
02:02:12,680 --> 02:02:20,420
this is it. This is the gimmick that's going to last a lifetime. Little did I know. Little

1906
02:02:20,420 --> 02:02:27,040
did I know. It's finished. The gimmick is over before we even started to reap the benefits.

1907
02:02:34,680 --> 02:02:47,020
I'm going to get another fucking spin or two out of that chair before I throw it in the

1908
02:02:47,020 --> 02:03:01,140
skip. Right, okay, sorry. I just fucking put this, put a bit of health first aid med in myself

1909
02:03:01,140 --> 02:03:13,480
there and then straight inside. And then we're using the courtyard key, guys. Thank you very

1910
02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:17,820
much there. Sweet Beast, Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast. Can't watch the stream this

1911
02:03:17,820 --> 02:03:22,700
week. Sending good vibes in Earthenware vases. Thanks very much. And Sweet Beast, formerly Mark.

1912
02:03:22,700 --> 02:03:29,820
Thank you very much, sir. Now, what the hell is going on out here? It's not a good situation,

1913
02:03:29,820 --> 02:03:36,540
it got some lavender some purple plants purple haze purple pills purple hills by

1914
02:03:36,540 --> 02:03:40,580
d12 featuring Eminem

1915
02:03:56,760 --> 02:04:06,180
no stand inside this gazebo nothing happens over here we should get I could

1916
02:04:06,180 --> 02:04:13,320
sell that fucking family photo to that weirdo he probably pay a good price for

1917
02:04:13,320 --> 02:04:15,700
it as well

1918
02:04:23,700 --> 02:04:38,460
great we've got some fucking clippity clappity footsteps going on that's that's going to be a nice situation

1919
02:04:51,120 --> 02:04:55,940
have you done to my daughter

1920
02:04:55,940 --> 02:05:06,200
we can load up the fucking shotty too hotty here nice the shotty has been adequately pimped

1921
02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:07,580
to the hilt

1922
02:05:07,580 --> 02:05:13,120
you can't get inside there

1923
02:05:13,120 --> 02:05:19,280
castle map castle bear that'll be nice

1924
02:05:19,280 --> 02:05:26,360
and now a pool of sangui virginia

1925
02:05:26,360 --> 02:05:34,440
oh look it's one of these turntable statue puzzles I love these these are great fun all together

1926
02:05:34,440 --> 02:05:42,200
we have four statues and we have to turn them in a correct way position way now let's have a look

1927
02:05:42,200 --> 02:05:50,940
man on horseback with sword he cuts a kind of Don Quixote-esque figure doesn't he what an asshole

1928
02:05:50,940 --> 02:06:11,280
over here the old the young lady of Bethlehem with a bottle of vino in the hands then herself the big woman with a goblet of fire and now the three wise men who met Jesus on that night

1929
02:06:11,280 --> 02:06:12,880
night, the night of his birth.

1930
02:06:13,440 --> 02:06:15,380
And they have a bag, a sack,

1931
02:06:15,480 --> 02:06:17,220
a cloth laden with the

1932
02:06:17,220 --> 02:06:18,380
grapes of wrath.

1933
02:06:20,140 --> 02:06:21,040
To show you

1934
02:06:21,040 --> 02:06:23,160
what we're dealing with here, it's a solid

1935
02:06:23,160 --> 02:06:25,320
cloth with some solid

1936
02:06:25,320 --> 02:06:26,160
grapes as well.

1937
02:06:28,040 --> 02:06:29,320
Over in the corner of the

1938
02:06:29,320 --> 02:06:30,680
room, a lovely sink

1939
02:06:30,680 --> 02:06:33,420
for you to wash your visage

1940
02:06:33,420 --> 02:06:35,360
with, or wash off any

1941
02:06:35,360 --> 02:06:37,680
of the day's remnants

1942
02:06:37,680 --> 02:06:39,480
which has gathered. Maybe you

1943
02:06:39,480 --> 02:06:40,720
could give yourself a little

1944
02:06:40,720 --> 02:06:43,280
cat bath. Wash

1945
02:06:43,280 --> 02:06:45,420
underneath your arms and around your

1946
02:06:45,420 --> 02:06:47,240
neck and scrub behind the ears

1947
02:06:47,240 --> 02:06:48,960
and flannel your face.

1948
02:06:53,540 --> 02:06:54,880
Corner number four,

1949
02:06:55,980 --> 02:06:56,860
a plant pot.

1950
02:06:59,720 --> 02:07:01,580
A lovely mirror which doesn't

1951
02:07:01,580 --> 02:07:02,840
reflect my own image.

1952
02:07:04,540 --> 02:07:05,080
A bit of

1953
02:07:05,080 --> 02:07:07,780
poor programming

1954
02:07:07,780 --> 02:07:10,160
there from the Capcomanians

1955
02:07:10,160 --> 02:07:12,080
over in Japan.

1956
02:07:12,780 --> 02:07:14,620
We jump into this pool of blood.

1957
02:07:18,500 --> 02:07:20,080
And I'm getting nothing out of that.

1958
02:07:20,640 --> 02:07:21,340
Nothing's happening.

1959
02:07:22,380 --> 02:07:23,700
We have a commode.

1960
02:07:24,500 --> 02:07:25,460
A Victorian

1961
02:07:25,460 --> 02:07:26,160
commode.

1962
02:07:28,720 --> 02:07:43,600
Victorian commode.

1963
02:07:43,600 --> 02:07:43,600
Victorian commode.

1964
02:07:47,340 --> 02:07:48,640
No, it's not.

1965
02:07:48,780 --> 02:07:50,060
It needs to be on...

1966
02:07:50,060 --> 02:07:50,940
American...

1967
02:07:50,940 --> 02:07:53,600
American...

1968
02:07:53,600 --> 02:07:55,180
Mark Kamauld.

1969
02:08:06,300 --> 02:08:07,840
Mark Kamauld.

1970
02:08:08,380 --> 02:08:10,040
Victorian Kamauld.

1971
02:08:10,040 --> 02:08:25,480
Mark Kamauld.

1972
02:08:25,480 --> 02:08:43,640
Mark Kamauld.

1973
02:08:43,640 --> 02:08:47,620
Mark Kamauld.

1974
02:08:47,620 --> 02:08:51,560
Mark Kamauld.

1975
02:08:51,560 --> 02:08:55,540
Victorian Kamauld.

1976
02:08:55,540 --> 02:09:02,820
Victorian Kamauld.

1977
02:09:02,820 --> 02:09:05,480
Mark Kamauld.

1978
02:09:05,480 --> 02:09:07,600
Mark Kamauld.

1979
02:09:07,600 --> 02:09:09,400
Mark Kamauld.

1980
02:09:09,400 --> 02:09:11,600
Victorian Kamauld.

1981
02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:13,600
Depeche Kamauld.

1982
02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:15,600
Victorian Kamauld.

1983
02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:17,720
Depeche Kamauld.

1984
02:09:17,720 --> 02:09:19,600
Victorian Kamauld.

1985
02:09:19,600 --> 02:09:23,580
Depeche Kamauld.

1986
02:09:23,580 --> 02:09:27,580
Depeche Kamauld.

1987
02:09:27,580 --> 02:09:30,860
Depeche Kamauld.

1988
02:09:30,860 --> 02:09:30,860
Depeche Kamauld.

1989
02:09:30,860 --> 02:09:31,860
Depeche Kamauld.

1990
02:09:31,860 --> 02:09:34,520
Depeche Kamauld.

1991
02:09:34,520 --> 02:09:35,520
Victorian Kamauld.

1992
02:09:35,520 --> 02:09:37,520
American Kamauld.

1993
02:09:37,520 --> 02:09:39,520
Victorian Kamauld.

1994
02:09:39,520 --> 02:09:41,520
Depeche Kamauld.

1995
02:09:41,520 --> 02:09:43,020
Victoria Kamauld.

1996
02:09:43,020 --> 02:09:43,860
Depeche Kamauld.

1997
02:09:43,860 --> 02:09:45,860
Depeche Kamauld.

1998
02:09:45,860 --> 02:09:46,800
Victorian Kamauld.

1999
02:09:46,800 --> 02:09:50,780
Depeche Kamauld.

2000
02:09:50,780 --> 02:09:52,780
Victoria Kamauld.

2001
02:09:52,780 --> 02:09:54,780
Depeche Kamauld.

2002
02:09:54,780 --> 02:09:56,780
Victoria Kamauld.

2003
02:09:56,780 --> 02:09:57,780
Depeche Kamauld.

2004
02:09:57,780 --> 02:09:59,780
Depeche Kamauld.

2005
02:09:59,780 --> 02:10:00,780
American Kamauld.

2006
02:10:00,780 --> 02:10:01,780
Victoria Kamauld.

2007
02:10:01,780 --> 02:10:02,780
Victoria Kamauld.

2008
02:10:02,780 --> 02:10:04,780
Victoria Kamauld.

2009
02:10:04,780 --> 02:10:05,780
Whoa.

2010
02:10:05,780 --> 02:10:08,780
Depeche Kamauld.

2011
02:10:08,780 --> 02:10:12,760
Depeche Kamauld.

2012
02:10:12,760 --> 02:10:14,760
Depeche Kamauld.

2013
02:10:14,760 --> 02:10:16,760
Depeche Kamauld.

2014
02:10:16,760 --> 02:10:18,760
I came up with that!

2015
02:10:29,760 --> 02:10:31,760
How do we turn these fucking things around?

2016
02:10:32,760 --> 02:10:33,760
Simple really, isn't it?

2017
02:10:33,760 --> 02:10:37,760
Maybe they all just have to face the blood pool or something.

2018
02:10:42,760 --> 02:10:44,760
Ah, this is a scripture look!

2019
02:10:44,760 --> 02:10:46,760
Fucking...

2020
02:10:47,760 --> 02:10:49,760
This chair is goosed.

2021
02:10:51,760 --> 02:10:54,760
Women are blind to male advances.

2022
02:10:55,760 --> 02:10:57,760
But the poor shall take their chances.

2023
02:10:58,760 --> 02:11:02,760
To give women their lord their beauty sown.

2024
02:11:04,760 --> 02:11:07,760
So that soon the wine may flow.

2025
02:11:08,760 --> 02:11:09,760
Sean Cavanagh, thank you very much.

2026
02:11:13,760 --> 02:11:14,760
And Tim...

2027
02:11:16,760 --> 02:11:17,760
The...

2028
02:11:17,760 --> 02:11:18,760
Tim Reedy, I hope you're getting on well.

2029
02:11:18,760 --> 02:11:19,760
Thank you very much, sir.

2030
02:11:19,760 --> 02:11:20,760
I'm trying to turn the...

2031
02:11:21,760 --> 02:11:23,760
The noise cancelling off because I can't fucking hear...

2032
02:11:24,760 --> 02:11:26,760
I need to have some monitors to hear what I'm saying.

2033
02:11:27,760 --> 02:11:28,760
Is that on now?

2034
02:11:29,760 --> 02:11:30,760
Thanks very much there, Tim.

2035
02:11:30,760 --> 02:11:32,760
I hope you're getting on well.

2036
02:11:32,760 --> 02:11:33,760
And Sean Cavanagh...

2037
02:11:34,760 --> 02:11:35,760
The noise went into orbit today, says Tim.

2038
02:11:35,760 --> 02:11:36,760
The noise went into orbit today, says Tim.

2039
02:11:36,760 --> 02:11:39,760
When I got a call from my West Kerry accountant.

2040
02:11:40,760 --> 02:11:45,760
And was asked in a thick Kerry brogue, "Who the fuck is this Viper Higgins?" all over your statements.

2041
02:11:46,760 --> 02:11:47,760
Thanks for the tip.

2042
02:11:48,760 --> 02:11:49,760
Thanks very much for the tip.

2043
02:11:49,760 --> 02:11:51,760
And Eni Buzzin, thank you very much.

2044
02:11:52,760 --> 02:11:54,760
I hope you're doing well, Eni Buzzin.

2045
02:11:55,760 --> 02:11:56,760
And Sean Cavanagh...

2046
02:11:57,760 --> 02:12:07,760
"The men are blind to male advances, but the poor shall take their chances. To give their lord their beauty sown, so that soon the wine may flow."

2047
02:12:08,760 --> 02:12:09,760
It's a great... What a story.

2048
02:12:10,760 --> 02:12:11,760
Another side...

2049
02:12:11,760 --> 02:12:12,760
Of this story.

2050
02:12:22,760 --> 02:12:24,760
You've had enough wine now.

2051
02:12:24,760 --> 02:12:25,760
So...

2052
02:12:29,760 --> 02:12:30,760
Let me read that again now. Sorry.

2053
02:12:31,760 --> 02:12:31,760
"Women are blind."

2054
02:12:32,760 --> 02:12:47,760
"Aye, turn her away from the fucking lads that are trying to give her some grapes. The poor shall take their chances. To give their lord their bounty shown, so that soon the wine may flow."

2055
02:12:50,760 --> 02:12:54,760
"She is blind to their advances, so we turn her around like this."

2056
02:12:55,760 --> 02:12:59,760
"From... to her."

2057
02:13:00,760 --> 02:13:01,760
Yeah.

2058
02:13:02,760 --> 02:13:03,760
Yeah.

2059
02:13:04,760 --> 02:13:05,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2060
02:13:08,760 --> 02:13:11,760
"Women are blind to male advances, but the poor shall take their chances."

2061
02:13:12,760 --> 02:13:12,760
"The poor."

2062
02:13:13,760 --> 02:13:13,760
"The poor, is it?"

2063
02:13:16,760 --> 02:13:17,760
"To give their lord the bounty shown."

2064
02:13:18,760 --> 02:13:22,760
"So the fucking poor are there trying to give the lord the bounty shown."

2065
02:13:23,760 --> 02:13:24,760
"And where's the lord? Is this the lord?"

2066
02:13:25,760 --> 02:13:26,760
"What about this fella here?"

2067
02:13:27,760 --> 02:13:28,760
"The poor will take their chances."

2068
02:13:28,760 --> 02:13:28,760
"The poor will take their chances."

2069
02:13:28,760 --> 02:13:29,760
"The poor will take their chances."

2070
02:13:30,760 --> 02:13:32,760
"I'm trying to... I'm gonna try and work this one out without the aid of the chat."

2071
02:13:32,760 --> 02:13:34,760
"I know I... you'll be like, 'Oh yeah, he's picking and choosing when he wants to help here.'

2072
02:13:34,760 --> 02:13:35,760
"But I don't want the aid of Wong right now."

2073
02:13:35,760 --> 02:13:36,760
"I'd rather... I don't want to get this aid of Wong."

2074
02:13:36,760 --> 02:13:37,760
"I want to get it aid of White."

2075
02:13:37,760 --> 02:13:42,760
"So I'm not gonna be hanging out and looking in the chat room for any tips tonight, lads."

2076
02:13:42,760 --> 02:13:43,760
"Gonna be none of that tonight."

2077
02:13:43,760 --> 02:13:44,760
"Okay."

2078
02:13:44,760 --> 02:13:45,760
"Turn the statue around."

2079
02:13:46,760 --> 02:13:48,760
"I'm not gonna be hanging out and looking in the chat room for any tips tonight, lads."

2080
02:13:48,760 --> 02:13:49,760
"Gonna be none of that tonight."

2081
02:13:49,760 --> 02:13:50,760
"Okay."

2082
02:13:50,760 --> 02:13:51,760
"Turn the statue around."

2083
02:13:52,760 --> 02:13:55,760
"I'm not gonna be hanging out and looking in the chat room for any tips tonight, lads."

2084
02:13:56,760 --> 02:13:57,760
"Gonna be none of that tonight."

2085
02:13:57,760 --> 02:13:58,760
"Okay."

2086
02:13:58,760 --> 02:13:59,760
"Turn the statue around."

2087
02:14:00,760 --> 02:14:01,760
"I'm not gonna be hanging out and looking in the chat room for any tips tonight, lads."

2088
02:14:01,760 --> 02:14:02,760
"Gonna be none of that tonight."

2089
02:14:02,760 --> 02:14:03,760
"Okay."

2090
02:14:03,760 --> 02:14:04,760
"Turn the statue around."

2091
02:14:04,760 --> 02:14:14,760
"I don't get the other bit because..."

2092
02:14:16,760 --> 02:14:18,760
"Women are obliged to male advances."

2093
02:14:19,760 --> 02:14:21,760
"But the poor shall take their chances."

2094
02:14:23,760 --> 02:14:25,760
"To give their lord their bounty."

2095
02:14:25,760 --> 02:14:26,760
"Sown."

2096
02:14:28,760 --> 02:14:29,760
"Who's the poor?"

2097
02:14:29,760 --> 02:14:39,760
"Maybe the fellas look at each other and the women are looking at each other, lads."

2098
02:14:39,760 --> 02:14:40,760
"Hey!"

2099
02:14:40,760 --> 02:14:42,760
"Hey!"

2100
02:14:42,760 --> 02:14:43,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2101
02:14:43,760 --> 02:14:44,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2102
02:14:44,760 --> 02:14:45,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2103
02:14:45,760 --> 02:14:46,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2104
02:14:46,760 --> 02:14:47,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2105
02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:48,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2106
02:14:48,760 --> 02:14:49,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2107
02:14:49,760 --> 02:14:50,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2108
02:14:50,760 --> 02:14:54,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2109
02:14:54,760 --> 02:14:55,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2110
02:14:55,760 --> 02:14:56,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2111
02:14:56,760 --> 02:14:57,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2112
02:14:57,760 --> 02:14:58,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2113
02:14:58,760 --> 02:14:59,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2114
02:14:59,760 --> 02:15:00,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2115
02:15:00,760 --> 02:15:01,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2116
02:15:01,760 --> 02:15:02,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2117
02:15:02,760 --> 02:15:03,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2118
02:15:03,760 --> 02:15:04,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2119
02:15:04,760 --> 02:15:05,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2120
02:15:05,760 --> 02:15:06,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2121
02:15:06,760 --> 02:15:07,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2122
02:15:07,760 --> 02:15:08,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2123
02:15:08,760 --> 02:15:09,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2124
02:15:09,760 --> 02:15:10,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2125
02:15:10,760 --> 02:15:11,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2126
02:15:11,760 --> 02:15:12,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2127
02:15:12,760 --> 02:15:13,760
"What the fuck is that about man?"

2128
02:15:13,760 --> 02:15:15,760
"Are these the poor lads are they?"

2129
02:15:15,760 --> 02:15:17,760
"I mean he looks kinda poor."

2130
02:15:17,760 --> 02:15:21,760
"And he's going oh we'll give you what we have."

2131
02:15:21,760 --> 02:15:26,760
"But these guy, this fella here he's like, he's the male advancer."

2132
02:15:26,760 --> 02:15:28,760
"He's making his advance."

2133
02:15:28,760 --> 02:15:31,760
"On the women."

2134
02:15:31,760 --> 02:15:36,760
"But when it says the poor take their chances, take their chances doing what?"

2135
02:15:36,760 --> 02:15:38,760
"Oh, done it."

2136
02:15:38,760 --> 02:15:39,760
"I know exactly what I'm doing."

2137
02:15:39,760 --> 02:15:41,760
"Thanks very much puzzle noob, thanks very much."

2138
02:15:41,760 --> 02:15:47,760
"And then we fall down the trap door."

2139
02:15:47,760 --> 02:15:50,760
"Like so, it's a great scenario."

2140
02:15:50,760 --> 02:16:04,760
"Again, welcome to the speedrun."

2141
02:16:04,760 --> 02:16:07,760
"It's the first ever blind playthrough speedrun."

2142
02:16:07,760 --> 02:16:09,760
"The likes of which have never been seen before."

2143
02:16:09,760 --> 02:16:11,760
"I wonder if that exists as well."

2144
02:16:11,760 --> 02:16:17,760
"A new take and spin on the whole speedrun phenomena."

2145
02:16:17,760 --> 02:16:21,760
"Which is doing speedruns having never played the game."

2146
02:16:21,760 --> 02:16:25,760
"To see who's the fastest to complete a game blind to play through."

2147
02:16:29,760 --> 02:16:30,760
"What the hell?"

2148
02:16:30,760 --> 02:16:35,760
"Right, we got a situation on our hands here."

2149
02:16:35,760 --> 02:16:37,760
"There's more blood."

2150
02:16:39,760 --> 02:16:40,760
"Whip out the pished."

2151
02:16:40,760 --> 02:16:42,760
"And get ready for some grist."

2152
02:16:42,760 --> 02:16:56,760
"Fucking hell."

2153
02:16:56,760 --> 02:16:58,760
"Thanks for the tip."

2154
02:16:58,760 --> 02:17:02,760
"Secret sophomore Nathaniel Barnes is haunting me."

2155
02:17:02,760 --> 02:17:04,760
"Thank you very much."

2156
02:17:04,760 --> 02:17:06,760
"Secret sophomore."

2157
02:17:06,760 --> 02:17:08,760
"Secret sophomore."

2158
02:17:08,760 --> 02:17:22,760
"Yes, the Wesker pistol did its job there anyway."

2159
02:17:22,760 --> 02:17:26,760
"Confusing as well, I'm using the PlayStation pad I've mentioned numerous times."

2160
02:17:26,760 --> 02:17:32,760
"But it's got the input of a fucking Xbox control."

2161
02:17:32,760 --> 02:17:34,760
"So when it says X I keep on pressing X."

2162
02:17:34,760 --> 02:17:36,760
"It's the wrong fucking button man."

2163
02:17:36,760 --> 02:17:40,760
"So you gotta hand it to me."

2164
02:17:40,760 --> 02:17:42,760
"Really having a tough time with the playthrough here."

2165
02:17:42,760 --> 02:17:48,760
"But uh, my headshots are coming into their own right now."

2166
02:17:48,760 --> 02:17:52,760
"My headshots are second to none."

2167
02:17:52,760 --> 02:18:04,760
"I can hear another one of these creeps stirring out there in the wilderness."

2168
02:18:04,760 --> 02:18:16,760
"He's gonna get got Teflon Donned out of it as soon as he comes by for a slice of pie."

2169
02:18:16,760 --> 02:18:18,760
"It's time to die."

2170
02:18:18,760 --> 02:18:20,760
"Mr. Nightmare."

2171
02:18:20,760 --> 02:18:24,760
"Off you go to your final arrest in place."

2172
02:18:24,760 --> 02:18:26,760
"You old shit."

2173
02:18:26,760 --> 02:18:32,760
"And again, sorry about the language, but we've just hit the pre-watershed time where it's a little bit cheeky."

2174
02:18:32,760 --> 02:18:36,760
"I'm not gonna be dropping any C-bombs."

2175
02:18:36,760 --> 02:18:40,760
"But there could be the odd little slip of the shit every now and again."

2176
02:18:40,760 --> 02:18:44,760
"Each to their own, each to their own."

2177
02:18:44,760 --> 02:18:48,760
"I'm not gonna use a knife, bringing a knife to a fucking ghoul fight."

2178
02:18:48,760 --> 02:18:50,760
"Sorry about the F-bomb."

2179
02:18:50,760 --> 02:18:52,760
"Here we go."

2180
02:18:52,760 --> 02:18:54,760
"Fuck ya."

2181
02:18:54,760 --> 02:18:58,760
"Fuck ya."

2182
02:18:58,760 --> 02:19:00,760
"Sorry about the swearing again."

2183
02:19:00,760 --> 02:19:08,760
"Basically, is the watershed a concern for me, considering I mean, I selected the whole channel by default has selected adults or not adults says not-

2184
02:19:08,760 --> 02:19:14,760
"It's not made for kids so this isn't gonna be appearing in anyone's feed that shouldn't be seeing it."

2185
02:19:14,760 --> 02:19:16,760
"Do you know?"

2186
02:19:16,760 --> 02:19:24,760
"Have I not done enough in that respect to warrant full free-flowing cursive commentary from myself?"

2187
02:19:24,760 --> 02:19:26,760
"Oh!"

2188
02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:26,760
"See that?"

2189
02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:40,760
"I'll tell ya, the Wesker gun."

2190
02:19:40,760 --> 02:19:42,760
"The Wesker gun."

2191
02:19:42,760 --> 02:19:44,760
"It's the- it's the shit."

2192
02:19:44,760 --> 02:19:46,760
"And again, happened again."

2193
02:19:46,760 --> 02:19:49,760
"Ryan Fitzgerald, thanks very much, I hope you're getting on well."

2194
02:19:49,760 --> 02:19:51,760
"I can't wait for you to reach a certain bit of this game."

2195
02:19:51,760 --> 02:19:53,760
"Will laugh my ass off."

2196
02:19:53,760 --> 02:19:58,760
"Give the blood. You're standing in an OITaste review."

2197
02:19:58,760 --> 02:19:59,760
Alright.

2198
02:19:59,760 --> 02:20:03,760
"Sounds intriguing to say the very least."

2199
02:20:03,760 --> 02:20:06,760
"Ryan, and thank you very much for your tip."

2200
02:20:06,760 --> 02:20:17,760
"No."

2201
02:20:17,760 --> 02:20:22,760
"Not for that sake. These guys are hurting."

2202
02:20:22,760 --> 02:20:29,760
"To be honest, I'm not that impressed with the level of combat that we've been subjected so far."

2203
02:20:29,760 --> 02:20:35,760
"I was playing Resident Evil 1998 classic the other day and there's plenty of zombies."

2204
02:20:35,760 --> 02:20:38,760
"To be giving out stinkta."

2205
02:20:38,760 --> 02:20:44,760
"And also, let's get the shotgun out here and take matters into overdrive."

2206
02:20:44,760 --> 02:20:45,760
"Ehh."

2207
02:20:45,760 --> 02:20:50,760
"These guys, I don't really respect them as much as I respect the zombies."

2208
02:20:50,760 --> 02:20:53,760
"And I had fuck all respect for the zombies, I'm careless."

2209
02:20:53,760 --> 02:20:56,760
"How is it still alive?"

2210
02:20:56,760 --> 02:21:01,760
"Right, that was nice."

2211
02:21:01,760 --> 02:21:06,760
"Four hundred and sixty lii in the back pock."

2212
02:21:06,760 --> 02:21:08,760
"Ready for action."

2213
02:21:08,760 --> 02:21:12,760
"Ready for blashed off."

2214
02:21:12,760 --> 02:21:16,760
"Ready Hobbs."

2215
02:21:16,760 --> 02:21:26,760
"That's what Eddie Hobbs refers to himself as whenever there's a financial crisis."

2216
02:21:26,760 --> 02:21:29,760
"Uh oh, we've got a spam bot, have we?"

2217
02:21:29,760 --> 02:21:33,760
"We've got a spam bot, webcam, we're at it again."

2218
02:21:33,760 --> 02:21:39,760
"Don't click on that anyway."

2219
02:21:39,760 --> 02:21:43,760
"You don't know what the hell you'll be linked to."

2220
02:21:43,760 --> 02:21:46,760
"And I don't want to be associated with it either."

2221
02:21:46,760 --> 02:21:50,760
"You could get linked to the dark web."

2222
02:21:50,760 --> 02:22:01,760
"Right, let's have a look now."

2223
02:22:01,760 --> 02:22:06,760
"Right, what am I doing here?"

2224
02:22:06,760 --> 02:22:12,760
"I open up the menu there and I don't need to use any medicine as of yet."

2225
02:22:12,760 --> 02:22:28,760
"Oh, how do you do a fast turnaround like you used to be able to in the games?"

2226
02:22:28,760 --> 02:22:33,760
"Can I craft a bit of bullets, can I?"

2227
02:22:33,760 --> 02:22:37,760
"Right, that'll do."

2228
02:22:37,760 --> 02:22:42,760
"So now I have thirty-five bulletinials in the pochettino."

2229
02:22:42,760 --> 02:22:46,760
"And it's time to wesker this guy's head into the next realm."

2230
02:22:46,760 --> 02:22:49,760
"The undead head of dickhead McCracken."

2231
02:22:49,760 --> 02:22:51,760
"There you go, bae."

2232
02:22:51,760 --> 02:22:52,760
"There you go, lads."

2233
02:22:52,760 --> 02:22:53,760
"See you later."

2234
02:22:56,760 --> 02:22:58,760
"That fucker just got weskered."

2235
02:23:08,760 --> 02:23:10,760
"Pull the shaft cranker."

2236
02:23:10,760 --> 02:23:12,760
"And make pace away."

2237
02:23:12,760 --> 02:23:14,760
"Up to the next level."

2238
02:23:14,760 --> 02:23:16,760
"The balcony of the castle."

2239
02:23:20,760 --> 02:23:22,760
"Any herbs going around here and all?"

2240
02:23:22,760 --> 02:23:24,760
"Yep."

2241
02:23:24,760 --> 02:23:26,760
"Yep."

2242
02:23:26,760 --> 02:23:27,760
"We got one."

2243
02:23:27,760 --> 02:23:30,760
"I wonder if you just slash plants and then you get hurt, you know?"

2244
02:23:30,760 --> 02:23:34,760
"Oh, you can. Oh yeah, there it is."

2245
02:23:40,760 --> 02:23:44,760
"Victorian Commode. That flushes the Commode."

2246
02:23:44,760 --> 02:23:48,760
"Nice bit of lead."

2247
02:23:48,760 --> 02:23:50,760
"Save the game."

2248
02:23:50,760 --> 02:23:52,760
"Save data."

2249
02:23:52,760 --> 02:23:54,760
"Dataphile Extreme."

2250
02:23:56,760 --> 02:23:58,760
"Dylan, thank you very much for the tip."

2251
02:23:58,760 --> 02:24:00,760
"You say, great speedrun."

2252
02:24:00,760 --> 02:24:02,760
"I've done a lot and that's a great scenario as well.

2253
02:24:02,760 --> 02:24:08,760
"Because one of the main aims of this speedrun is to educate as well as infiltrate the castle."

2254
02:24:08,760 --> 02:24:14,760
"And I'm doing both at a rapid and alarming pace."

2255
02:24:14,760 --> 02:24:18,760
"The likes of which have never been witnessed by men or mere mortal."

2256
02:24:18,760 --> 02:24:22,760
"And now a phone rings inside the gaff."

2257
02:24:22,760 --> 02:24:24,760
"The stupid big woman is there."

2258
02:24:24,760 --> 02:24:26,760
"And she's gonna answer that phone."

2259
02:24:26,760 --> 02:24:34,760
"If it was any way real at all, I would have whipped out the modified, fully modified shotgun right now."

2260
02:24:34,760 --> 02:24:37,760
"And while she just, oh, she answers the phone."

2261
02:24:37,760 --> 02:24:39,760
"I'd draw from a back holster."

2262
02:24:39,760 --> 02:24:43,760
"I'm imagining I've got one of the, a class back holster."

2263
02:24:43,760 --> 02:24:45,760
"And it'd be just the case of this."

2264
02:24:45,760 --> 02:24:47,760
"Wait for it to pick up the phone."

2265
02:24:47,760 --> 02:24:49,760
"Wait for it to pick up the phone."

2266
02:24:49,760 --> 02:24:50,760
"Thanks, big hammer."

2267
02:24:50,760 --> 02:24:51,760
"Then one of these."

2268
02:24:51,760 --> 02:24:52,760
"It'd be like..."

2269
02:24:52,760 --> 02:24:55,760
"I'd even do a fuckin' irony in T2, the way he reloads it."

2270
02:24:55,760 --> 02:24:59,760
"Spin it around."

2271
02:24:59,760 --> 02:25:00,760
"Chuck, chuck."

2272
02:25:00,760 --> 02:25:01,760
"Booom!"

2273
02:25:01,760 --> 02:25:02,760
"Chuck, chuck."

2274
02:25:02,760 --> 02:25:03,760
"Booom!"

2275
02:25:03,760 --> 02:25:06,760
"And whereas Arnie had to do that as a matter of necessity."

2276
02:25:06,760 --> 02:25:09,760
"Because he was controlling a motorbike at the time."

2277
02:25:09,760 --> 02:25:11,760
"With his left hand."

2278
02:25:11,760 --> 02:25:14,760
"I would simply just have my hand in the pocket."

2279
02:25:14,760 --> 02:25:16,760
"While I was doing this."

2280
02:25:16,760 --> 02:25:18,760
"Chuck, chuck."

2281
02:25:18,760 --> 02:25:19,760
"Booom!"

2282
02:25:19,760 --> 02:25:20,760
"Chuck, chuck."

2283
02:25:20,760 --> 02:25:21,760
"Booom!"

2284
02:25:21,760 --> 02:25:23,760
"Click it around."

2285
02:25:23,760 --> 02:25:24,760
"Booom!"

2286
02:25:24,760 --> 02:25:25,760
"Booom!"

2287
02:25:25,760 --> 02:25:29,760
"That would, that would all that would be required."

2288
02:25:29,760 --> 02:25:31,760
"That would all that would be required."

2289
02:25:31,760 --> 02:25:34,760
"To finish off this idiot."

2290
02:25:34,760 --> 02:25:37,760
"Who is holding me captive in the castle."

2291
02:25:37,760 --> 02:25:39,760
"Whatever the hell it is."

2292
02:25:43,760 --> 02:25:49,760
"Arnold broke every bone in his hand when he did that reload."

2293
02:25:49,760 --> 02:25:51,760
"There's a trivia there from CM."

2294
02:25:51,760 --> 02:25:53,760
"And I gotta tell you something else."

2295
02:25:53,760 --> 02:25:55,760
"There'd be no bone breakage with me."

2296
02:25:56,760 --> 02:25:57,760
"Thanks, thanks everyone."

2297
02:25:57,760 --> 02:25:58,760
"Thanks, thanks everyone."

2298
02:25:58,760 --> 02:26:03,760
"Thanks big hammer for the tip."

2299
02:26:03,760 --> 02:26:09,760
"Big long drag she's taken on that bifta."

2300
02:26:09,760 --> 02:26:10,760
"You hammered your mother."

2301
02:26:10,760 --> 02:26:10,760
"You hammered your mother."

2302
02:26:10,760 --> 02:26:11,760
"You hammered your mother."

2303
02:26:11,760 --> 02:26:24,760
"Ethan Winters has escaped that fool Heisenberg."

2304
02:26:24,760 --> 02:26:26,760
"Heisenberg is it?"

2305
02:26:26,760 --> 02:26:27,760
"Heisenberg is it?"

2306
02:26:27,760 --> 02:26:32,760
"Because he is in my castle and has already proven too much for my daughters to handle."

2307
02:26:32,760 --> 02:26:33,760
"When I find him."

2308
02:26:33,760 --> 02:26:35,760
"Is that the best suit to come up with?"

2309
02:26:35,760 --> 02:26:37,760
"Hello line four, good evening."

2310
02:26:37,760 --> 02:26:38,760
"No, mother Miranda."

2311
02:26:38,760 --> 02:26:41,760
"Yes, of course I understand."

2312
02:26:41,760 --> 02:26:43,760
"Hat talks MVP here."

2313
02:26:43,760 --> 02:26:45,760
"I won't let you down."

2314
02:26:45,760 --> 02:26:48,760
"Greatly enhanced his reputation."

2315
02:26:48,760 --> 02:26:51,760
"She's got a bit of fucking strength."

2316
02:26:51,760 --> 02:26:53,760
"To hell with the ceremony."

2317
02:26:53,760 --> 02:26:55,760
"She's got idiot strength."

2318
02:26:55,760 --> 02:26:58,760
"And will pay for what he's done."

2319
02:26:58,760 --> 02:27:10,760
"She would absolutely tear you asunder."

2320
02:27:10,760 --> 02:27:13,760
"If she got hold of ya."

2321
02:27:13,760 --> 02:27:17,760
"She would fucking wreck ya."

2322
02:27:17,760 --> 02:27:24,760
"Thanks for the tip."

2323
02:27:24,760 --> 02:27:26,760
"Thank you very much there.

2324
02:27:26,760 --> 02:27:28,760
You've been J-Bo, thank you very much.

2325
02:27:28,760 --> 02:27:29,760
I'm Big Hammer.

2326
02:27:29,760 --> 02:27:30,760
How are you Francis?"

2327
02:27:30,760 --> 02:27:33,760
"I'd say Pfizer must have slipped some of their blue pills into my second jab."

2328
02:27:33,760 --> 02:27:36,760
"I've been walking funny since six o'clock, if you know what I mean."

2329
02:27:36,760 --> 02:27:38,760
"Jeez, I hope you're alright man."

2330
02:27:38,760 --> 02:27:40,760
"Thanks for the tip."

2331
02:27:40,760 --> 02:27:42,760
"They do make blue pills, yes."

2332
02:27:42,760 --> 02:27:45,760
"I was thinking what kind of blue pills are out there in the ether."

2333
02:27:45,760 --> 02:27:48,760
"Is he on about Valium or something like that?"

2334
02:27:48,760 --> 02:27:52,760
"But no, Pfizer make a specific kind of blue pill."

2335
02:27:52,760 --> 02:27:54,760
"Which definitely probably..."

2336
02:27:54,760 --> 02:27:59,760
"It's a cheeky message in the donation."

2337
02:27:59,760 --> 02:28:00,760
"Thanks for the tip though."

2338
02:28:00,760 --> 02:28:02,760
"It's a fucking..."

2339
02:28:02,760 --> 02:28:07,760
"A cheeky enough kind of pill isn't it?"

2340
02:28:07,760 --> 02:28:15,760
"Ryan Fitzgerald, thank you very much as well. I hope you're getting on well."

2341
02:28:15,760 --> 02:28:17,760
"Favourite character so far?" you say Ryan.

2342
02:28:17,760 --> 02:28:20,760
"Well I'd have to say..."

2343
02:28:20,760 --> 02:28:22,760
"None other..."

2344
02:28:22,760 --> 02:28:25,760
"than the Victorian Mark Commode chair."

2345
02:28:27,760 --> 02:28:28,760
"Do we have that?"

2346
02:28:28,760 --> 02:28:29,760
"Mark Commode."

2347
02:28:29,760 --> 02:28:30,760
"Victorian Commode."

2348
02:28:30,760 --> 02:28:31,760
"Victorian Commode."

2349
02:28:31,760 --> 02:28:32,760
"Mark Commode."

2350
02:28:32,760 --> 02:28:33,760
"Victorian Commode."

2351
02:28:33,760 --> 02:28:34,760
"Victorian Commode."

2352
02:28:34,760 --> 02:28:35,760
"Mark Commode."

2353
02:28:35,760 --> 02:28:36,760
"Victorian Commode."

2354
02:28:36,760 --> 02:28:37,760
"Victorian Commode."

2355
02:28:37,760 --> 02:28:38,760
"Victorian Commode."

2356
02:28:38,760 --> 02:28:39,760
"Victorian Commode."

2357
02:28:39,760 --> 02:28:40,760
"Victorian Commode."

2358
02:28:40,760 --> 02:28:41,760
"Victorian Commode."

2359
02:28:41,760 --> 02:28:42,760
"Victorian Commode."

2360
02:28:42,760 --> 02:28:44,760
"My favourite character in the game so far."

2361
02:28:44,760 --> 02:28:47,760
"My favourite character in the game so far."

2362
02:28:47,760 --> 02:28:52,760
"It has to be a chair in a hallway room I was in."

2363
02:28:52,760 --> 02:28:57,760
"I had to do some rubbish puzzle in it."

2364
02:28:57,760 --> 02:29:00,760
"The chair was class though, it had a Commode."

2365
02:29:00,760 --> 02:29:01,760
"Mark Commode."

2366
02:29:01,760 --> 02:29:02,760
"Victorian Commode."

2367
02:29:02,760 --> 02:29:03,760
"Victorian Commode."

2368
02:29:03,760 --> 02:29:07,760
"And if you did your business while sitting inside that chair."

2369
02:29:07,760 --> 02:29:11,760
"Then your business would end up in a porcelain box."

2370
02:29:11,760 --> 02:29:13,760
"A little porcelain dish."

2371
02:29:13,760 --> 02:29:20,560
dish which is detachable from the wooden chair a lovely bit of craftsmanship i have to say it was

2372
02:29:20,560 --> 02:29:43,680
a mark commode a victorian commode now it's time to read a little bit a little bit

2373
02:29:43,680 --> 02:29:51,680
of that we were all called from her mother manders for a little chat decide the fate of the child's

2374
02:29:51,680 --> 02:29:59,360
father just thinking of that family meeting makes me shudder to think i am treated like a sister to

2375
02:29:59,360 --> 02:30:05,120
those miscrits especially heisenberg that riffraff wouldn't know proper manners if i slapped him in

2376
02:30:05,120 --> 02:30:31,120
the face.

2377
02:30:31,120 --> 02:30:48,120
I would have sliced him to ribbons if mother hadn't fucking stopped me. Why does she treat me like a little doggy? She gave me the castle, obedient daughter's everlasting life. Did she not? Did she not?

2378
02:30:48,120 --> 02:31:10,120
Mark Commode. Mark Commode. Victorian Commode. Mark Commode. Victorian Commode. Mark Commode. Am I not her favorite? Am I not special? I need a drink.

2379
02:31:10,120 --> 02:31:20,120
Mark Commode. And that's the end of that one. That's the end of that diary. What an idiot that big oversized woman is.

2380
02:31:20,120 --> 02:31:29,480
you and Ryan Fitzgerald thank you very much for asking posing that question it's a superb question

2381
02:31:29,480 --> 02:31:34,560
who was my favorite car side to think about it for a long time and none of the characters so far

2382
02:31:34,560 --> 02:31:42,680
in this game have left any sort of impression and it's a real it says a lot that a wooden chair with

2383
02:31:42,680 --> 02:31:52,160
a porcelain dish for for effluent built into it has left more of an impression on me than actual living

2384
02:31:52,160 --> 02:32:02,200
live animated characters in a game the video game known as Resident Evil 8 or village Komodo Dragon

2385
02:32:02,200 --> 02:32:10,020
thank you very much Mark Komodo Dragon now that isn't that something need to get Rose out of here

2386
02:32:10,020 --> 02:32:14,580
he says she's not even in there mate she's not even in there unless you're seeing invisible babies now

2387
02:32:14,580 --> 02:32:23,580
I mean the thing as well is that Rose I believe does she even exist anymore ah Dimitrescu's key is being

2388
02:32:23,580 --> 02:32:33,000
gotten a nice little bit of meandering around this stupid bedroom has revealed a lovely lovely key known

2389
02:32:33,000 --> 02:32:46,560
Dimitrescu's key gifted to us by Georgie Popescu back during World Cup 1994 in USA and here she is again Mark Komodo

2390
02:32:46,560 --> 02:32:49,360
- I'll take this home here.

2391
02:32:49,360 --> 02:32:51,400
- What the hell do--

2392
02:32:51,400 --> 02:32:54,440
- You ungrateful, selfish wretch.

2393
02:32:54,440 --> 02:32:56,540
You come into my house.

2394
02:32:56,540 --> 02:33:01,540
You lay your filthy man hands on my daughters.

2395
02:33:01,800 --> 02:33:05,760
And now you even try to steal my property.

2396
02:33:06,760 --> 02:33:08,920
How dare you?

2397
02:33:08,920 --> 02:33:11,080
- Thank you very much, Commode Five.

2398
02:33:12,080 --> 02:33:14,440
- I know Merrick, well, yeah.

2399
02:33:14,440 --> 02:33:19,440
- Because I will hunt you, and I will break you.

2400
02:33:20,520 --> 02:33:22,380
- Will you fuck?

2401
02:33:22,380 --> 02:33:24,200
- Go ahead, do your worst.

2402
02:33:27,020 --> 02:33:27,860
- Where is she?

2403
02:33:29,500 --> 02:33:30,320
Where is she gone now?

2404
02:33:30,320 --> 02:33:31,280
She upstairs, is she?

2405
02:33:32,960 --> 02:33:33,800
Ugh.

2406
02:33:35,980 --> 02:33:37,580
If this game was real life,

2407
02:33:37,580 --> 02:33:39,960
you would just torch the whole place, says Phillip.

2408
02:33:41,160 --> 02:33:43,160
You wouldn't be solving puzzles,

2409
02:33:43,160 --> 02:33:45,740
and pushing statues around and shit.

2410
02:33:46,460 --> 02:33:48,760
You would burn the whole place down, says Phillip.

2411
02:33:49,300 --> 02:33:51,620
It's a great, great, great, great piece of analysis,

2412
02:33:51,620 --> 02:33:55,920
and it does echo my own sentiments from early to now.

2413
02:33:56,320 --> 02:33:59,280
And now we have another scenario,

2414
02:33:59,280 --> 02:34:01,840
which is known as a shitbox in the industry.

2415
02:34:02,100 --> 02:34:03,520
We're out toilet to you and me.

2416
02:34:04,040 --> 02:34:05,540
I gotta tell you something, lads.

2417
02:34:05,540 --> 02:34:09,040
It's been completely and utterly emptied of its contents.

2418
02:34:14,560 --> 02:34:15,700
Uh, right.

2419
02:34:15,700 --> 02:34:17,200
Down another way, is it?

2420
02:34:17,200 --> 02:34:18,800
Now what are we gonna do here?

2421
02:34:18,800 --> 02:34:21,340
We're gonna fuckin' have a look at some fire here, is it?

2422
02:34:21,340 --> 02:34:22,140
Down here.

2423
02:34:23,020 --> 02:34:23,520
Right.

2424
02:34:25,180 --> 02:34:29,820
380 Lee in the back park, are gonna be having a good time tonight.

2425
02:34:41,440 --> 02:34:42,360
Thanks for the tip.

2426
02:34:43,560 --> 02:34:44,560
Howard Moon!

2427
02:34:44,560 --> 02:34:45,560
Howard Moon!

2428
02:34:45,560 --> 02:34:48,560
Thank you very much for the tip, Howard Moon.

2429
02:34:49,700 --> 02:34:51,160
You're doing good, boss.

2430
02:34:52,860 --> 02:34:53,360
Whoosh!

2431
02:34:54,360 --> 02:34:59,340
Maybe I need to get that on a, on a, uh, fuckin', not a soundboard, but a picture board,

2432
02:34:59,340 --> 02:35:00,600
where it's just like that punch.

2433
02:35:02,920 --> 02:35:04,160
Now, examine it.

2434
02:35:04,240 --> 02:35:05,000
Let's examine it.

2435
02:35:10,200 --> 02:35:11,760
Can you examine the crystal skull?

2436
02:35:11,880 --> 02:35:13,720
Examine the, Dimitrescu's key.

2437
02:35:13,720 --> 02:35:26,860
Examine this.

2438
02:35:26,860 --> 02:35:45,860
Let's map it up.

2439
02:35:50,860 --> 02:35:51,600
What the fuck?

2440
02:35:51,600 --> 02:35:58,800
So, lever.

2441
02:35:59,320 --> 02:36:00,400
This is what we need to pull.

2442
02:36:09,460 --> 02:36:10,680
Merrick, come on.

2443
02:36:13,320 --> 02:36:19,180
She's got, uh, like, fuckin' razor claws, a la Valdo from Soul Blade.

2444
02:36:19,180 --> 02:36:20,260
We're released to ribbons.

2445
02:36:22,060 --> 02:36:23,860
Before you ever see the child.

2446
02:36:24,860 --> 02:36:27,440
Our sole reaver in other territories.

2447
02:36:32,200 --> 02:36:32,540
Right.

2448
02:36:32,540 --> 02:36:34,240
You will learn what you do in here.

2449
02:36:35,260 --> 02:36:37,100
We run away from this one, or what's the story?

2450
02:36:37,100 --> 02:36:51,340
Get my hand back, thank you very much.

2451
02:36:53,580 --> 02:36:54,400
Severed hand.

2452
02:36:57,200 --> 02:36:57,960
Come on.

2453
02:36:57,960 --> 02:36:58,020
Come on.

2454
02:36:58,020 --> 02:37:16,700
Did I just use the fuckin' thing?

2455
02:37:17,740 --> 02:37:21,560
Why is he not, uh, oh, he's dying because he's got a no hand, that's why.

2456
02:37:21,960 --> 02:37:24,820
Maybe you can examine the hand and pop your hand back on.

2457
02:37:26,180 --> 02:37:28,420
Stop crying and put your fuckin' hand back on.

2458
02:37:28,460 --> 02:37:29,000
Imagine that.

2459
02:37:30,640 --> 02:37:33,120
Stop being a baby and put your hand back on.

2460
02:37:33,180 --> 02:37:34,060
We've got work to do.

2461
02:37:37,640 --> 02:37:41,000
On a, on a, on a job, doing a job for someone.

2462
02:37:43,160 --> 02:37:43,640
Right.

2463
02:37:43,920 --> 02:37:45,860
You can inspect the severed hand.

2464
02:37:46,040 --> 02:37:49,020
Nothing happening, nothing going on here, lads.

2465
02:37:55,540 --> 02:37:56,260
Nothing here.

2466
02:38:02,980 --> 02:38:06,980
Severed hand and family photo are, uh, looking promising enough.

2467
02:38:07,160 --> 02:38:11,920
But it's Dimitrescu's key, which really holds a lot of concern and intrigue for me.

2468
02:38:12,440 --> 02:38:16,820
I feel as though we're gonna get to use that some, somewhere, very soon.

2469
02:38:16,940 --> 02:38:17,580
Thanks, Mother Tim.

2470
02:38:19,240 --> 02:38:19,640
Vaccines.

2471
02:38:19,860 --> 02:38:21,240
Uh, Greenhand, thank you very much.

2472
02:38:21,300 --> 02:38:21,860
You say vaccines.

2473
02:38:22,060 --> 02:38:22,740
I love vaccines.

2474
02:38:22,840 --> 02:38:23,800
I'm mad about vaccines.

2475
02:38:24,120 --> 02:38:25,680
I've been vaccinated three times.

2476
02:38:25,980 --> 02:38:27,620
I'm infatuated with vaccine.

2477
02:38:27,960 --> 02:38:30,000
And the vaccine I have now will last forever.

2478
02:38:30,280 --> 02:38:32,340
Well, unfortunately, I don't want to burst your bubble.

2479
02:38:32,820 --> 02:38:39,000
I read a news report there that the, uh, Pfizer and AstraZeneca wear off after six months.

2480
02:38:39,440 --> 02:38:44,740
So we've not only been fucking forced into it, we're probably going to have to get it again.

2481
02:38:45,480 --> 02:38:46,220
And again.

2482
02:38:46,560 --> 02:38:46,940
And again.

2483
02:38:47,200 --> 02:38:49,940
Who knows what kind of shite we're pumping into ourselves.

2484
02:38:50,160 --> 02:38:51,240
At the behest of who?

2485
02:38:52,360 --> 02:38:53,580
Johnny Rotten, is it?

2486
02:38:54,380 --> 02:38:56,620
Now, Dimitrescu's key goes into the slot.

2487
02:38:57,580 --> 02:39:00,200
Meanwhile, Lady Dimitrescu's coming at us in pace.

2488
02:39:00,280 --> 02:39:01,200
She's coming down the stairs.

2489
02:39:01,340 --> 02:39:04,120
We're going to walk around into the fucking Chamber of Commerce.

2490
02:39:05,080 --> 02:39:09,680
Tullamore, Chamber of Commerce does never look better as we enter the third realm.

2491
02:39:10,600 --> 02:39:14,100
Fortunately, Lady Dimitrescu can't get into her own room.

2492
02:39:14,660 --> 02:39:15,620
How about that, huh?

2493
02:39:16,500 --> 02:39:19,740
Now we've managed to acquire the Mask of Sorrow.

2494
02:39:20,940 --> 02:39:28,440
We'll be able to use that Mask of Sorrow on one of those stupid busts inside the fucking main hallway, the main chamber.

2495
02:39:33,160 --> 02:39:36,300
Little bit of juice, little bit of TPC on that.

2496
02:39:37,480 --> 02:39:39,040
Switch the hand back on.

2497
02:39:39,860 --> 02:39:41,160
And there we have.

2498
02:39:42,220 --> 02:39:43,160
Handular fever.

2499
02:39:43,900 --> 02:39:54,800
I got a brand new hand.

2500
02:39:55,060 --> 02:39:56,100
It's come back to life.

2501
02:39:56,100 --> 02:39:56,200
Good.

2502
02:39:58,120 --> 02:39:59,460
Man, screw this castle.

2503
02:39:59,460 --> 02:40:08,280
Someone was asking what that is there that he uses to douse on himself and what he's used there to fix the hand back on.

2504
02:40:08,340 --> 02:40:09,460
It's actually cat's piss.

2505
02:40:10,800 --> 02:40:17,700
And I believe that that was a final decision that was signed off on by Miyazamo Katamiri.

2506
02:40:18,420 --> 02:40:25,000
The cat man of Katamuri Prefecture out in the island of Okinawa.

2507
02:40:25,540 --> 02:40:29,560
Who is not only an Okinawan by heart, but by trade as well.

2508
02:40:30,160 --> 02:40:35,620
He learned his game-making craftsmanship at the Miyamoto School of Platformers.

2509
02:40:36,360 --> 02:40:54,840
And then when he became head leader of the Resident Evil Village program, he decided that cat's piss was probably the most likely source of respite from any bites or stings or cuts or grazes in the game.

2510
02:40:55,160 --> 02:40:56,100
Resident Evil 8.

2511
02:40:56,260 --> 02:40:58,640
Don't tell me you didn't know that.

2512
02:40:59,360 --> 02:41:04,440
Now what we'll do here is we will avoid, like, F this guy.

2513
02:41:05,280 --> 02:41:05,640
Dodge.

2514
02:41:05,900 --> 02:41:09,720
Some of these idiots are easy to dodge, so I'm happy with that.

2515
02:41:10,480 --> 02:41:16,360
All we can do is take out this yoke here and combat these guys next Tuesday.

2516
02:41:22,460 --> 02:41:22,980
Fuck.

2517
02:41:24,780 --> 02:41:28,720
Should be a waste of time though.

2518
02:41:29,880 --> 02:41:30,280
This guy.

2519
02:41:36,180 --> 02:41:36,660
Shit.

2520
02:41:38,780 --> 02:41:39,860
Fucking hell, he's alive!

2521
02:41:43,640 --> 02:41:44,200
Loving it.

2522
02:41:44,300 --> 02:41:44,720
Loving it.

2523
02:41:46,920 --> 02:41:47,860
Loving that stuff.

2524
02:41:53,460 --> 02:41:55,400
A harsh commode.

2525
02:41:55,400 --> 02:41:55,400
A harsh commode.

2526
02:41:55,400 --> 02:41:57,720
A Victorian commode.

2527
02:42:04,560 --> 02:42:05,760
Come on, you prick.

2528
02:42:05,760 --> 02:42:23,260
Time to whip out the nice bit of business.

2529
02:42:23,260 --> 02:42:27,120
Nice guys finish last.

2530
02:42:27,120 --> 02:42:27,120
Nice guys finish last.

2531
02:42:31,440 --> 02:42:33,280
Problem was you were being too nice.

2532
02:42:34,720 --> 02:42:35,060
Fuck.

2533
02:42:35,060 --> 02:42:35,700
Someone else.

2534
02:42:38,120 --> 02:42:39,880
There's another one that wants feeding.

2535
02:42:41,380 --> 02:42:42,240
And there's another.

2536
02:42:42,340 --> 02:42:45,560
Do these keep spawning out of the village of the damned or what?

2537
02:42:49,900 --> 02:42:51,900
You're joking!

2538
02:42:55,900 --> 02:42:58,900
We have one left in the chamber guys.

2539
02:43:01,900 --> 02:43:03,900
I am Clute.

2540
02:43:03,900 --> 02:43:05,900
Send their regards.

2541
02:43:17,900 --> 02:43:19,900
"Victorian Commode"

2542
02:43:25,900 --> 02:43:27,900
A lovely bit of crystal scullage there.

2543
02:43:35,900 --> 02:43:45,900
There was a fierce bit of skullduggery there for a moment or two, but we managed to surpass and surmount all obstacles, launched our way, and now we're flying it.

2544
02:43:45,900 --> 02:43:49,900
We're ploughing on through, and I've got to tell you something else.

2545
02:43:51,900 --> 02:43:53,900
We have Dimitrescu's key. We have a mask of sorrow.

2546
02:43:53,900 --> 02:43:59,900
Let's examine this bad boy. It's got a face on it, tears streaming out of its eyes.

2547
02:43:59,900 --> 02:44:05,900
We look around the back. It's got two juts, things jutting out.

2548
02:44:05,900 --> 02:44:11,900
And then we'll take that and smash it, slam it into the bust in the hallway.

2549
02:44:11,900 --> 02:44:17,900
And we might get a little bit of compensation for our efforts then, once we do that.

2550
02:44:17,900 --> 02:44:21,900
But there are another four, a further four busts once we've done the mask of sorrow.

2551
02:44:21,900 --> 02:44:23,900
So, fuck that like...

2552
02:44:23,900 --> 02:44:25,900
Fuck that like...

2553
02:44:29,900 --> 02:44:39,900
It's at this point I'd like to open up the conversation to the chat and ask, "Where to next?"

2554
02:44:39,900 --> 02:44:43,900
I mean, should we go and put that mask inside the main hallway bust?

2555
02:44:43,900 --> 02:44:49,900
And then maybe visit that stupid idiot who has all the guns and the upgrades?

2556
02:44:49,900 --> 02:44:51,900
Or is there another doorway to take care?

2557
02:44:51,900 --> 02:44:55,900
Remember, this is a speedrun, so I want only the fastest answers.

2558
02:44:55,900 --> 02:45:01,900
I don't want any slowpokes out there telling me this, that and the other.

2559
02:45:05,900 --> 02:45:07,900
"Will the mask protect you from the Delta variant?"

2560
02:45:07,900 --> 02:45:11,900
We're not sure yet, but all signs point to yes.

2561
02:45:15,900 --> 02:45:17,900
"Is the mask pegged on to explore?"

2562
02:45:17,900 --> 02:45:19,900
It's up to you.

2563
02:45:19,900 --> 02:45:21,900
"Go visit the stupid idiot."

2564
02:45:23,900 --> 02:45:23,900
"Go to the gateway."

2565
02:45:23,900 --> 02:45:25,900
"Go to the getaway."

2566
02:45:27,900 --> 02:45:27,900
Let's see now.

2567
02:45:30,900 --> 02:45:31,900
Yes, 1946 now.

2568
02:45:33,900 --> 02:45:35,900
"Planned to stream until...

2569
02:45:36,900 --> 02:45:37,900
"Til now, to be honest."

2570
02:45:37,900 --> 02:45:39,900
"Maybe we'll put that mask in and see what happens."

2571
02:45:43,900 --> 02:45:45,900
"I know where it is now. It's down.

2572
02:45:45,900 --> 02:45:48,900
"Get some guns from the idiot. He has the vaccine for the vaccine."

2573
02:45:48,900 --> 02:45:49,900
"Okay, let's go."

2574
02:45:49,900 --> 02:45:54,900
"Look at this though. Dmitryskou's key fits into that slot over there."

2575
02:45:54,900 --> 02:45:58,900
"So we can go and have a look down there, first and foremost."

2576
02:45:58,900 --> 02:46:00,900
First and foremost.

2577
02:46:17,640 --> 02:46:20,940
No. Have we been here before?

2578
02:46:28,220 --> 02:46:31,540
This is like Ashford Castle inside Ashford Castle.

2579
02:46:34,600 --> 02:46:35,540
Thanks for the tip.

2580
02:46:57,540 --> 02:47:00,860
I'll see you next time.

2581
02:47:00,860 --> 02:47:02,320
You have to laugh.

2582
02:47:03,740 --> 02:47:08,220
You have to cry laughing because the alternative is you cry, not laughing.

2583
02:47:08,680 --> 02:47:20,360
But I went for a little look around the grounds there and I saw one of the doors was open and the doorman had taken the bags off someone.

2584
02:47:20,560 --> 02:47:24,420
So he wasn't minding the door and I just thought I'll step in here and just have a little look around.

2585
02:47:24,420 --> 02:47:30,000
And it was like this green kind of wallpapers.

2586
02:47:30,000 --> 02:47:36,220
There was very well fixed and pointed staircases.

2587
02:47:36,380 --> 02:47:37,820
The carpentry was immense.

2588
02:47:39,320 --> 02:47:40,980
And there was hallways.

2589
02:47:41,100 --> 02:47:45,820
They even had stuff, people selling stuff in a little boutique on the floor upstairs.

2590
02:47:48,640 --> 02:48:04,240
But interestingly now on that boat trip around Carab, they were telling me that there was a conga eel that made its journey all the way from the Caribbean over the Atlantic to Laqcarab.

2591
02:48:04,960 --> 02:48:08,300
And I have to say that was unbelievable.

2592
02:48:08,700 --> 02:48:10,880
But I never said at the time I don't believe that.

2593
02:48:11,340 --> 02:48:12,560
But I don't believe it.

2594
02:48:13,040 --> 02:48:16,760
But I mean he must be true because why would you lie on a boat on the Carab?

2595
02:48:18,200 --> 02:48:21,000
Only truths must be told on the boat on the Carab?

2596
02:48:21,000 --> 02:48:21,120
Sure.

2597
02:48:21,160 --> 02:48:23,960
That's written into the law of the land.

2598
02:48:24,960 --> 02:48:26,840
I believe that that is true.

2599
02:48:27,640 --> 02:48:29,200
And now we've got more webcams.

2600
02:48:29,580 --> 02:48:32,880
Oh the webcams, the girls, the hot girls and boys chat videos.

2601
02:48:33,220 --> 02:48:38,480
They come at the time when I'm in a heated battle with scum.

2602
02:48:38,900 --> 02:48:46,560
And now I have to tend to this chat which has become riddled with adverts for webcamschat.com.

2603
02:48:46,760 --> 02:48:47,760
Don't visit that.

2604
02:48:47,840 --> 02:48:53,720
Don't take that as some kind of seal of approval from me.

2605
02:48:53,780 --> 02:48:54,520
I've got rid of it.

2606
02:49:02,320 --> 02:49:03,760
GTA Chinatown Wars.

2607
02:49:10,760 --> 02:49:11,240
Whoa.

2608
02:49:15,480 --> 02:49:16,660
Let's give this a lash.

2609
02:49:16,660 --> 02:49:22,220
Let's give this guy the C-Inty he deserves.

2610
02:49:27,620 --> 02:49:28,540
That's you done.

2611
02:49:31,220 --> 02:49:32,040
That's you done.

2612
02:49:32,620 --> 02:49:34,540
That's our flower sods ball.

2613
02:49:35,000 --> 02:49:37,900
Let's have a look and see what that's like in our little pouch.

2614
02:49:40,460 --> 02:49:41,580
Our flower.

2615
02:49:43,140 --> 02:49:45,320
Flower swords ball here guys.

2616
02:49:45,520 --> 02:49:46,660
Flower swords ball.

2617
02:49:48,020 --> 02:49:49,600
It's a lovely little ball.

2618
02:49:52,980 --> 02:49:54,060
And look at that.

2619
02:49:54,380 --> 02:49:55,180
Crazy isn't it?

2620
02:49:56,040 --> 02:49:58,540
Some intricate maze work on the side.

2621
02:49:59,380 --> 02:49:59,760
Ornate.

2622
02:50:00,280 --> 02:50:01,160
Well crafted.

2623
02:50:02,200 --> 02:50:04,060
And it's great to have a ball in the back pocket.

2624
02:50:10,360 --> 02:50:12,700
We put another clip inside the dandy.

2625
02:50:14,080 --> 02:50:17,800
And there's a little glandular fever scenario over there.

2626
02:50:18,040 --> 02:50:20,760
We'll go a bit closer there so the bullets have more effect.

2627
02:50:21,420 --> 02:50:24,160
I'd love to be able to rattle off shots from across the bulk.

2628
02:50:24,280 --> 02:50:31,260
But I don't have enough clips to really go at it like that.

2629
02:50:31,420 --> 02:50:32,560
You know it's not sustainable.

2630
02:50:33,280 --> 02:50:34,900
And now we've a scrapbook.

2631
02:50:36,520 --> 02:50:38,420
And we've four pages of stuff here.

2632
02:50:43,420 --> 02:50:44,580
Mark them.

2633
02:50:45,460 --> 02:50:47,140
Victory in the mold.

2634
02:50:47,680 --> 02:50:48,880
One day since.

2635
02:50:49,540 --> 02:50:50,200
Treatment.

2636
02:50:51,440 --> 02:50:53,460
The three girls have stopped moving.

2637
02:50:53,580 --> 02:50:54,700
They almost seem dead.

2638
02:50:55,500 --> 02:50:58,820
An insect flew out the eldest mouse head.

2639
02:50:59,240 --> 02:51:00,020
It appeared.

2640
02:51:01,440 --> 02:51:03,060
To be a common fly.

2641
02:51:03,440 --> 02:51:04,820
A common fly.

2642
02:51:05,420 --> 02:51:06,860
A common fly.

2643
02:51:07,420 --> 02:51:08,860
A common fly.

2644
02:51:09,440 --> 02:51:10,820
A common fly.

2645
02:51:15,020 --> 02:51:17,080
Two days since.

2646
02:51:18,180 --> 02:51:19,140
The treatment.

2647
02:51:19,720 --> 02:51:21,060
All three bodies are.

2648
02:51:21,720 --> 02:51:23,000
Covered in flies.

2649
02:51:23,700 --> 02:51:25,140
Covered in flies.

2650
02:51:25,700 --> 02:51:27,020
Covered in flies.

2651
02:51:27,680 --> 02:51:28,960
Covered in flies.

2652
02:51:29,080 --> 02:51:30,960
They're fucking covered in flies.

2653
02:51:31,660 --> 02:51:33,420
All three bodies are.

2654
02:51:33,680 --> 02:51:34,780
Covered in flies.

2655
02:51:35,000 --> 02:51:36,680
It appears the flies are.

2656
02:51:37,080 --> 02:51:38,780
Consuming all of their flesh.

2657
02:51:39,500 --> 02:51:41,020
When I opened a window.

2658
02:51:41,020 --> 02:51:43,020
Some of the flies dropped dead.

2659
02:51:43,260 --> 02:51:44,080
To the floor.

2660
02:51:44,460 --> 02:51:45,840
It would seem the cold.

2661
02:51:46,220 --> 02:51:47,220
Petrifies them.

2662
02:51:49,740 --> 02:51:51,160
Petrifies it flies.

2663
02:51:51,480 --> 02:51:53,040
The cold weather.

2664
02:51:53,720 --> 02:51:55,080
Petrifies it flies.

2665
02:51:55,440 --> 02:51:57,020
I quickly closed the window.

2666
02:51:57,220 --> 02:51:59,660
To avoid the weakening insects further.

2667
02:52:00,540 --> 02:52:02,160
Four days since the treatment.

2668
02:52:03,720 --> 02:52:04,940
All three bodies.

2669
02:52:05,200 --> 02:52:07,940
Have almost been completely consumed.

2670
02:52:07,940 --> 02:52:09,340
By the insects.

2671
02:52:09,760 --> 02:52:11,260
All that's left is a dark.

2672
02:52:11,720 --> 02:52:13,080
Writhing human shaped.

2673
02:52:13,520 --> 02:52:14,900
Mass of creatures.

2674
02:52:15,460 --> 02:52:16,980
It is just afternoon.

2675
02:52:16,980 --> 02:52:20,100
And the insects have started to change color.

2676
02:52:21,420 --> 02:52:22,100
Color.

2677
02:52:23,520 --> 02:52:25,880
Those around the face turn pale.

2678
02:52:26,020 --> 02:52:27,740
And those around the lips turned.

2679
02:52:28,100 --> 02:52:29,100
A deep crimson.

2680
02:52:29,100 --> 02:52:32,120
That's a dark red to you and I.

2681
02:52:34,900 --> 02:52:36,180
Fucking flies.

2682
02:52:36,180 --> 02:52:41,040
Six days since the treatment.

2683
02:52:41,320 --> 02:52:43,540
And the massive insects have transformed.

2684
02:52:43,760 --> 02:52:45,760
Into human bodies again.

2685
02:52:46,140 --> 02:52:46,440
What?

2686
02:52:46,660 --> 02:52:47,000
What?

2687
02:52:47,460 --> 02:52:49,100
All three girls awoke.

2688
02:52:49,200 --> 02:52:51,180
Looking at me like newborns.

2689
02:52:51,440 --> 02:52:53,160
I sense a bomb between us.

2690
02:52:53,400 --> 02:52:54,840
Like mothers and daughters.

2691
02:52:55,420 --> 02:52:56,720
You hammered your mother.

2692
02:52:56,980 --> 02:52:58,040
You hammered your mother.

2693
02:52:59,300 --> 02:53:00,620
You hammered your mother.

2694
02:53:01,440 --> 02:53:02,520
You hammered your mother.

2695
02:53:03,340 --> 02:53:06,180
I have already decided their names.

2696
02:53:06,180 --> 02:53:06,860
Brother Jim.

2697
02:53:07,700 --> 02:53:11,120
Bella Daniela and Cassandra.

2698
02:53:11,620 --> 02:53:15,000
Bella Daniela and Cassandra.

2699
02:53:15,500 --> 02:53:19,140
Bella Daniela and Cassandra.

2700
02:53:19,640 --> 02:53:20,900
Mark Commode.

2701
02:53:21,560 --> 02:53:23,020
Victorian Commode.

2702
02:53:23,520 --> 02:53:24,860
Mark Commode.

2703
02:53:25,480 --> 02:53:27,060
Victorian Commode.

2704
02:53:27,780 --> 02:53:28,880
Mark Commode.

2705
02:53:29,540 --> 02:53:31,020
Victorian Commode.

2706
02:53:36,420 --> 02:53:37,800
Thanks there for the tip.

2707
02:53:38,140 --> 02:53:39,020
Seam of the sack.

2708
02:53:39,200 --> 02:53:39,880
I hope you're getting.

2709
02:53:41,620 --> 02:53:42,600
You're getting on well.

2710
02:53:42,640 --> 02:53:44,860
You say the savage beats are a little low in my opinion.

2711
02:53:45,260 --> 02:53:47,440
I'd love to be able to pipe that through.

2712
02:53:47,560 --> 02:53:48,700
Into the fucking mainframe.

2713
02:53:49,060 --> 02:53:50,760
Via an audio out.

2714
02:53:51,280 --> 02:53:54,900
And had I anticipated this was the journey I was going to begin on and take.

2715
02:53:55,180 --> 02:53:56,560
I would have done that pre-stream.

2716
02:53:56,660 --> 02:53:59,280
But this is the case of the scenario right now.

2717
02:54:00,120 --> 02:54:03,600
We'll have to deal with that problem in the future.

2718
02:54:03,700 --> 02:54:04,800
Right now we can't.

2719
02:54:05,800 --> 02:54:12,980
We'll kill this guy here down the hallway and hopefully find a typewriter as well to write a few journal entries.

2720
02:54:13,360 --> 02:54:17,880
And then we'll see what we can do from there on in.

2721
02:54:19,160 --> 02:54:19,620
See that?

2722
02:54:20,140 --> 02:54:20,560
Fast.

2723
02:54:20,920 --> 02:54:21,320
Fast.

2724
02:54:21,400 --> 02:54:21,400
Fast.

2725
02:54:21,400 --> 02:54:21,400
Fast.

2726
02:54:21,400 --> 02:54:21,480
Fast.

2727
02:54:21,480 --> 02:54:21,880
Furious.

2728
02:54:23,020 --> 02:54:24,320
Fuck are we going to get me as well?

2729
02:54:30,320 --> 02:54:31,100
What's this now?

2730
02:54:32,020 --> 02:54:32,900
Easy to pick lock.

2731
02:54:32,940 --> 02:54:33,640
I have a lock pick.

2732
02:54:33,640 --> 02:54:34,120
Do I not?

2733
02:54:44,860 --> 02:54:45,600
Sniper rifle.

2734
02:54:45,600 --> 02:54:46,160
Nice.

2735
02:54:46,160 --> 02:54:46,220
Nice.

2736
02:54:49,220 --> 02:54:50,160
It's not a rifle.

2737
02:54:50,320 --> 02:54:50,440
Sorry.

2738
02:54:50,520 --> 02:54:51,980
It was ammunition for a sniper.

2739
02:54:52,980 --> 02:55:01,460
That's music to my ears because I'm looking for a bit of range on the weapons and also a bit of power as well.

2740
02:55:02,320 --> 02:55:06,800
We just haven't really been able to garner any power at all with the Jimmy Pistole.

2741
02:55:07,540 --> 02:55:08,560
The shotgun's nice.

2742
02:55:09,360 --> 02:55:10,160
But yeah.

2743
02:55:10,320 --> 02:55:16,900
Once we get the hands on the sniper rifle I really think we're going to be trucking along at a lovely, lovely sustained pace.

2744
02:55:19,760 --> 02:55:22,600
And I can go at it from across the balcony.

2745
02:55:22,800 --> 02:55:24,120
Do you remember I was saying to you just before?

2746
02:55:24,260 --> 02:55:28,900
It's not a sustainable business model for me to be taking pot shots with a pistol across the balcony.

2747
02:55:29,860 --> 02:55:33,040
If I had a sniper rifle that would be a different kettle of fish altogether.

2748
02:55:33,200 --> 02:55:35,660
We've got a bit of rusted scrap in the fireplace there as well.

2749
02:55:35,740 --> 02:55:37,820
Something on this chair that's a bit of gunpowder as well.

2750
02:55:38,140 --> 02:55:40,260
A lot of bits and pieces around this area.

2751
02:55:44,040 --> 02:55:45,800
Tell me this and tell me no more.

2752
02:55:45,800 --> 02:55:51,640
Can you save the game without having to visit a typewriter?

2753
02:55:52,620 --> 02:55:59,680
Okay.

2754
02:55:59,680 --> 02:56:14,400
There's an autosave.

2755
02:56:14,680 --> 02:56:16,420
I don't know what that puzzle is there.

2756
02:56:16,780 --> 02:56:18,340
I'm puzzled to say the least.

2757
02:56:18,700 --> 02:56:19,160
Leashed-ish.

2758
02:56:19,280 --> 02:56:22,960
I have to end this situation right here and right now.

2759
02:56:23,400 --> 02:56:24,600
Because it's autosaved.

2760
02:56:25,880 --> 02:56:31,680
But it's been an interesting foray into the world of Resident Evil 6 plus 2.

2761
02:56:32,340 --> 02:56:39,020
And I'm really beginning to feel a little bit more inclined to play the next bit.

2762
02:56:40,300 --> 02:56:45,140
And it just goes to show you that a little bit of perseverance does go a long way.

2763
02:56:45,360 --> 02:56:48,560
Especially if something doesn't really feel like it's doing it at the time.

2764
02:56:48,640 --> 02:56:51,240
Maybe you need to put stuff in to get it back.

2765
02:56:51,340 --> 02:56:58,400
But I still am not enamored with any of the characters which have been foisted upon us by those crazy cats over at Capcom.

2766
02:56:58,400 --> 02:57:10,000
In the meantime I'm going to be penning a strongly worded letter using a Parker ballpoint pen as a first draft.

2767
02:57:11,300 --> 02:57:18,740
Once that draft is done I'm going to post it myself so that it's had time for it to sit in the subconscious.

2768
02:57:19,420 --> 02:57:24,240
Then I'm going to get that, read it back and then produce a Parker fountain pen.

2769
02:57:24,720 --> 02:57:31,760
Which I will write onto an ancient solid scripture which I purchased off eBay for 15,000 ducats.

2770
02:57:32,200 --> 02:57:37,860
Now this was an antiquated currency invented in Venice around the time of the Merchant of Venice by Shakespeare.

2771
02:57:40,180 --> 02:57:50,300
That will be put inside a message which I will then use inside a post box and send to the brothers over there at Capcom.

2772
02:57:50,680 --> 02:57:54,680
Hopefully they get that and they will read it on pain of death.

2773
02:57:55,200 --> 02:57:59,360
The message and its contents, well I don't really have to explain that to you.

2774
02:57:59,880 --> 02:58:09,000
But it's going to voice deep concerns regarding the direction the series is taking and the characters they're in their most recent game as well.

2775
02:58:09,060 --> 02:58:17,880
It's been a nice dream. I think we've all seen a lot here. We've done a lot and next time it's going to be an absolute commode smasher of an affair.

2776
02:58:18,560 --> 02:58:22,720
Hopefully we've come across the chair with the commode bowl in it again.

2777
02:58:23,220 --> 02:58:30,280
I'm going to do a little shopping online as well. I'm going to try and find my own Victorian antique commode chair.

2778
02:58:31,140 --> 02:58:39,620
With Delph. Fine Delph made by Fabian Delph over in Everton in Liverpool.

2779
02:58:40,340 --> 02:58:45,100
Who has the Dutch Delph wear skill set in his arsenal. Why?

2780
02:58:45,820 --> 02:58:49,100
Because his name is Delph. Comes with the territory.

2781
02:58:49,840 --> 02:58:52,020
Thanks very much Andy the Fork for the tip there.

2782
02:58:52,120 --> 02:58:59,140
Seam in the sack and everybody who's tuned in and giving me any sense of hope here tonight.

2783
02:59:00,000 --> 02:59:03,380
Also, goodnight and God bless.

2784
02:59:03,520 --> 02:59:05,700
And thank you very much and all the best.

2785
02:59:06,120 --> 02:59:08,740
And remember, Mark Commode.

2786
02:59:09,620 --> 02:59:10,540
Victorian Commode.

2787
02:59:12,120 --> 02:59:13,000
Rest in pieces.

2788
02:59:13,220 --> 02:59:14,020
My peace be with you.

2789
02:59:14,160 --> 02:59:29,400
Mark Commode. Victorian Commode.

2790
02:59:29,960 --> 02:59:31,160
Mark Commode.

2791
02:59:31,900 --> 02:59:33,360
Victorian Commode.

2792
02:59:33,760 --> 02:59:35,480
Victorian Commode.

2793
02:59:37,960 --> 02:59:39,600
Mark Commode.

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02:59:39,600 --> 02:59:41,380
Victorian Commode.

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*sad music*
